Well. I have seen a vast, vast, vast amount of bad films in my life.
Vast.
There are some films which left me agape in awe of their immense level of shittiness, and some which left me in a zombielike, paralyzed state.
I guess I could list a few of these little beauties, for kicks.
Date Movie
Epic Movie
Catwoman
Devils Rejects
When A Stranger Calls
Aeon Flux
Miami Vice
Ghost Rider
I'm just naming a small selection here too. The thing is, no matter what you do, there will always be bad movies. And noone can stop them. not even YOU (as much as you think you can).
Now seeing I have just listed something you CAN'T do, I'm going to give you something else you can't do.
_Find a film worse than the Grudge 2_
Now the Grudge 1 wasn't terrible. Sarah Michelle Gellar is hot, and yeah, it basically stops there.
But the Grudge 2, well, its something to behold. I have no idea what the morons in the film-making industry were thinking about except for money. Or perhaps it was a nefarious scheme to promote to the world how exceedingly shitcrapfuck a movie can be. And although that may not have been their ulterior motive, It's exactly what they did.
The Grudge 2 is essentially a detached plethora of clips of the Grudge in different almost entirely unrelated scenes, stealing people, or whatever. The rest of the scenes are about people who've seen the grudge, and are doin grudge related stuff. Like you know, the normal sitting in a room pasted with newspapers, walking into creepy houses and locking friends in cupboards, drinking a carton of milk and regurgitating it back into the carton.
I must emphasise the point that nothing in the movie connects in anyway, and the movie never comes close to scaring anything. Although it has been known to lower the IQ of the viewers. Hell, when i got out of that "thing" I wasnt even sure where i was anymore.
This movie is the pinnacle of all the terrible movies ever made, and perhaps it requires a monument built in honour of it. I challenge you to watch it, walk out of it, and try and do a maths test or something that requires using your brain in any way.
The makers of this movie should have the worst punishment in the world applied to them, they should be made to work at Mcdonalds for 3 hours a day (any more would violate the cruel and unusual punishments law). The movie should be burned, and only viewed by murderers, and maybe rapists (depending on the severity of the rape).
I give this trainwreck 0.00156 stars for not being exceedingly long.
That is all.
David.
