The Simpsons Favourite Quote Thread (2 Viewers)

[Bunny04]

"Homer, Homer Simpson... He's the greatest guy in history.. From the ... town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.

AGHHHHHHHHH"


Hehehe, I still love this

-sings along-

 

[fearless86]

granpa simpson: well there's an interesting story behind this nickel. back in 1923 i remember it was, i got up and made myself a piece of toast. i set the toaster to threeeee, medium brown!!!

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Homer: "Mmm...64 slices of American cheese..."
A few hours later...
Marge: "Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?"
Homer: "I think I'm blind!"

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Homer: Marge! How many kids do we have? Oh, no time to count, I'll just estimate! Uh... nine!
Marge: Homer, you know we don't h--
Homer: Shut up, shut up! If I don't hear you it's not illegal!
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Flanders: Well boys, it looks like we'll be having an Imagination Christmas this year.
Rod and Todd: Yay!!! Imagination Christmas!!
Rod: I got a pogo stick!
Todd: I got a hula hoop!

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Flanders family: god told noah, there's going to be a floody floody!
Rain came down, it started to get muddy muddy!
Get those animals, out on the arkey arkey!

 

[king_of_boredom]

homer quotes rock.



I'm...going to go outsiiiiideeee to....stalk...Lennieeee and Carlllll............D'OH!



(When house was on fire): How does the song go again? Oh yeah: When a fire starts to burn, There's a lesson you must learn, ... err... something... something then you'll see, You'll avoid catastrophe! D'oh!




lololololol

 

[Boxxxhead]

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!

Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!

Homer: Tee-hee-hee! Look at this country! You-are-gay!

Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

 

[fearless86]

Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

ahahhaha, gold.

and while we're on the topic of max power....

dude: hey, cool name
Homer (Max Power): thanks, i got it from a hairdryer.

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Marge: but i want to snuggle with Homer Simpson, not Max Power
Homer: NOBODY snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in, and feel the Gs!!!
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(and during the cat burglar episode)
Lisa: But Dad, if you're the police...who will police the police?!?
Homer: I dunno...coastguard?

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Marge: Homer, youre not listening to me! Youre only hearing what you want to hear!
Homer: thaaanks, i'd love an omlette right about now.

 

[crazyhomo]

Deprogrammer: I *did* get Paul McCartney out of Wings.
Homer: You idiot! He was the most talented one.

 

[crazyhomo]

Flanders : Homer, I think you hit something.
Homer : I hope it was Flanders

*ned glares at homer*
Homer: I'm just kidding. Hey, you're alright!

 

[withoutaface]

I don't think anything can top the long pause after Buzz Aldrin says "Second comes right after first!".

 

[+Po1ntDeXt3r+]

Episode where bart and milhouse runs the comic book store
Milhouse: We'll run the store for you.
Comic Book Guy: Two ten-year-olds running my store? What is this, Bizarro-World?
Dr. Hibbert: Calm down! Don't make me put a dog heart in there!

Ned: My neighbor Homer released a radioactive ape in my house. It's take over the whole top floor!
Bart: It wasn't Dad's fault, the ape tricked him.

Wiggum: Well, well, well! This place has got more pirated tapes than a...
Lou: A Chinese K-Mart?
Wiggum: Well, that'll have to do. Are these yours, son?
Milhouse: No sir. We're just exhibiting them for profit.
Wiggum: Fair enough. But the owner is in more hot water than...
Lou: A Japanese tea bag?
Wiggum: Why don't you lay off the Asians, Lou?

Japan Episode..
the hello kitty factory... and the cats goin *meow* as the get poured into the incinerator

i love when a girl knows simpsons stuff... hahah weirdly arousing..

 

[melsc]

ahahhaha, gold.

and while we're on the topic of max power....

dude: hey, cool name
Homer (Max Power): thanks, i got it from a hairdryer.

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Marge: but i want to snuggle with Homer Simpson, not Max Power
Homer: NOBODY snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in, and feel the Gs!!!
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Same episode

Trent Steel: "Do you you like thai?"
Homer:"Tie is good, you like shirt

 

[Zozo6969]

Ned asks for something from Homer.
Homer: I don't know, you haven't really done anything for me since you gave me that $10,000 this morning

 

[Boxxxhead]

Same episode

Trent Steel: "Do you you like thai?"
Homer:"Tie is good, you like shirt

Trent Steele: So, you had any lunch?
Homer: Yeah, but I usually have three or four.