roflmaowell it was more of an encounter
was at the beach and some italian backpacker comes up to me, grabs my waist and kisses me on the lips and he's like ciao bellaa . Then he spoke about himself for 10 minutes then asked my breasts if they wanted to go the cross with him that night and stay at his apartment.
He was pretty funny so i gave him a fake number.
did you show him your box?a friend and i once got beeped by this old guy, and he had his window down and was screaming out "show us ya box"
and he had two kids in the back.
Uh, yeah. I can sense the awkwardness from here.Some chick said to me that we should go halves in a bastard.
She was my girlfriend a few years ago
it was awkward