The sleaziest thing someone has said to you (1 Viewer)

[sonyaleeisapixi]

your story seems somewhat fictional...

i had some indian dude at the whitebull in armidale the other night ask me in full seriousness whether i wanted to marry him and have his offspring

 

[HalcyonSky]

i had some indian dude at the whitebull in armidale the other night ask me in full seriousness whether i wanted to marry him and have his offspring

he was probably just trying to be funny.

but came off as serious because he's indian.

they have a sense of humour too, you know

 

[sonyaleeisapixi]

he was probably just trying to be funny.

but came off as serious because he's indian.

they have a sense of humour too, you know

but like
i laughed and was all like LOLOL SO FLATTERING NOICE JOKE
and he was like
no. srsly.

yeahhh

 

[CIV1501]

u then proceeded to suck his dick eh

 

[sonyaleeisapixi]

nah, i really needed to pee so i bailed.

 

[jeshxcore]

hahaha rofl.
my humour is extremely sleazey.. pretty much like a guys humour =p

 

[sleek1]

umm i said dis to dis random gurl

me: heyy, 12
her :12 wat?
me: 12 inches
her: wat is ?
me : me is

den i walked away

 

[madsam]

sleek1: Noone gives a shit

 

[SnowFox]

umm i said dis to dis random gurl

me: heyy, 12
her :12 wat?
me: 12 inches
her: wat is ?
me : me is

den i walked away

What are you, a fucking horse?

This was to my brother, 15 yrs old and already making LOL.

Random Girl: How old are you
Brother: Dunno, how big are your tits?

+1 for pick up lines at the cinemas

 

[evilflic]

A 30-something sleaze outside Chatswood Westfields when I was waiting for my friend's car-
"Are you wearing underwear?"
(and when I replied "Of course I am, who do you think you are, saying that to me? Who the fuck are you, go away!"):
"What a shame."

 

[rubificticious]

the best part about that is what's in the brackets.

 

[astroe]

"You don't deserve a massage, you deserve a spank on the bottom!"

And this was from someone who was in a position to not be saying things like that. LOL.

 

[u-borat]

but like
i laughed and was all like LOLOL SO FLATTERING NOICE JOKE
and he was like
no. srsly.

yeahhh

so basically you got trickered by his 2-staged joke

 

[pete_finlay]

im a guy and i have said some pretty sleazy things to girls/women in my time, but always respectful (i have never been slapped) and even though they socially have to act like they dont like it at the time in front of others, i know for a fact that the compliment is secretly making their day/increasing their ego a bit, which is why i think it is a good thing to be sleazy (as long as youre respectful) because it just makes girls feel desirable and wanted

 

[ibleedmclaren]

Me: I've liked you for three years now, more than a friend, and you've kept avoiding the topic. I just need a straight answer, because I think I'm in love with you.
Guy: so, uh...if you're in love with me, does that mean I get to finger you?

 

[rowdyroddy]

"so you wanna fuck or do you wanna fuck?"

 

[rubificticious]

stfu gimp, i was in full school uniform.

and? you can play the whore card with that too.

 

[pete_finlay]

big time

 

[McLoving]

stfu gimp, i was in full school uniform.

hore and a half

 

[Tully B.]

This is an interesting thread, and after having read it I am now finding it quite hard not to denounce my sex. On behalf of the male population, I apologize.

Still, keep telling us about the sleazy comments. As well as being despicable and rude, they're also kinda funny.