The World of Pick-Up Line (3 Viewers)

[ObjectsInSpace]

my boyfriend told me this, it made me laugh:

"they say you are what you eat, and by tonight, i want to be you."


and NO thats not how we got together, we were talking about pickup lines :]

It's nicked from The Wog Boy; it's Nick Giannapolous' top secret, never-fail, dirty pick-up line.

 

[fernando]

Jeaz i hope no one actually attempts to pick up people with seedy lines.

 

[ObjectsInSpace]

Jeaz i hope no one actually attempts to pick up people with seedy lines.

I can't guarantee that they don't try.

Also, seeing them get shot down/slapped is funny, especially when drunk.

 

[Goooonman]

I've used the "You Are What You Eat" one and all I got was a red handprint on my right cheek. Could've been my own, I was smashed.

Anywho one for comedic value:

"Your dad must be a thief...because someone's stealing donuts from 7/11"

*Fall Over*

It's amusing that one. Or

"Haven't I seen you on the internet?"

 

[ObjectsInSpace]

And then you wonder why you don't pick up.

 

[anonymous199999]

i shat my pants, can i get in yours?

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

 

[emiliieee]

i lost my number can i have yours..

do u believe in love at first sight. or should i walk past again

 

[.ShAkEdOwN.]

5 minutes ago...

i've been totally used, abused & discarded

brogan77: That's hot. Wanna mate?

 

[Rythmic]

Worst ever: I'm not Elmo, but you can tickle me all you want.

 

[lisas18]

"If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous. <A href="http://jay-chou.net/forums/images/smilie/evil%20-%20brows.gif"[/quote" target=_blank>http://jay-chou.net/forums/images/smilie/evil%20-%20brows.gif"

omg how lame is this quote lol..

 

[lisas18]

lol ud pick me up wiht that one

how can u get a uai of 100???????

 

[Ennaybur]

how can u get a uai of 100???????

By being far superior to you.

 

[Sparcod]

Rhythmic- that wasn't a bad one there.

 

[..Jinx..]

hey baby, you must be the plague, cuz you give me fever and a swelling in the groin

hahahahahha funniest pick up line ive heard lol...

 

[trao06]

hmm i dont know if its been done and cant be bothered checking lol



are you jamaican? cos JA-MAICAN ME CRAZY!



ROFL :rofl:

 

[Ennaybur]

No. That is not funny :|

 

[silverstream]

Male: Do you work for UPS?
Female: Why do you wanna know?
Male: Cuz I saw u checking out my package!:rofl:
Female: :angry: *Slaps Male HARD!*

 

[breaking]

lost track after you felt me up during the movies, your lucky i didnt charge you
i dont think i should name the rest, there are people in this forum who's minds aren't soiled yet

ewwwwwww

 

[Gilbert1]

By being far superior to you.

Did you really get 100?

 

[Azamakumar]

I put the STD in Stud, now all I need us U.