The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

[Natskiees]

Is your dad a mechanic coz yur a machine

 

[Espo15]

a friend got a girl home by asking her if she wanted to "come home and have sex because you wouldn't believe how long it's been"

 

[Omie Jay]

did he ejaculate toddlers?

 

[evil_kitten]

oh so he was just hiding his shitness.

was that at me?

 

[Rickbrah]

Hey baby, do you work at Subway because you just gave me a foot long

 

[be.yourself]

FUCK pickup lines.
They piss the shit outta me.

 

[evil_kitten]

FUCK pickup lines.
They piss the shit outta me.

Oh my, someone isn't getting any..

 

[hebithegreat]

Hello, I'm like a tropical island- hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.

 

[meeatu]

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck" actually works...

 

[boganxcore]

'get in the car or i'll stab you'

 

[Rorcin]

Do you work at Subway? Because i swear you gave me a footlong.

 

[ClockworkSoldier]

Anyone who has gone or goes on any general chatroom will understand this one.
My own creation:

"OPEN CHEST!!!

...

So I can steal your heart <3."

 

[HumanDichotomy]

I love this one 'If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes...' Lol.

 

[postnatal]

awesome guy says, "hey i just wanted to tell you i don't give a fucking shit about you"


stupid girl says, "why? why? why? tell me why? what's wrong with me? please don't hate me? wahwahwah"

 

[vannilla_latte]

i heard these when working with this blonde chick the other day...

"so how many times have you two girls been asked for your number?"
us - none...
"WHAT! NO WAY.."
*we both look at eachother like wtf*


"hey, you know what, i hate your job, but i like you, ur mad "

"this is the friendliest bar here! so whats ur name *winks at me* " :mad1:

 

[timw7845]

Do you work at Subway? Because i swear you gave me a footlong.

i dare you to use that... and then post pics of the ensuing black eye

 

[MonkEE]

"Girl, if you were a laser gun, you would be set on STUNNING."

 

[MonkEE]

"Girl, you are the real reason behind global warming."

 

[violentdelights]

I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

 

[violentdelights]

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilised?