The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

[hyparzero]

1. Do you want to see your parents alive again?
2. Is the inner barrel of this Glock 17 clean?
3. Nice shoes, lets fuck.

 

[- L1n -]

1. Do you want to see your parents alive again?
2. Is the inner barrel of this Glock 17 clean?
3. Nice shoes, lets fuck.

man u call those pickup lines? the girls will kcik ya where it hurts.

 

[Davriel]

To the legacy of phoenix...
so how long was ur last awkward silence?


Instead of:
"What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?"
Corrupt it to:
"What can a guy like me do in a girl like you?"

 

[Bobness]

they say the most effective pick up line after months of research (er i'm sure i read it somewhere ) was ::::

"so what's your favourite pizza topping?"

plain and simple. and not too cheesy either

 

[mr_brightside]

"so what's your favourite pizza topping?"

plain and simple. and not too cheesy either

Icwotudidthere

 

[Bobness]

you're oh-so-subtle

i just scabbed it off this site though http://blogs.smh.com.au/samandthecity/archives/2006/05/pickup_lines.html

research for EE2 .. no seriously

 

[helsie]

1. Hey baby will you be my math tutor tonight?
we can add a bed, subtract our clothes, Divide my legs and multiply...lol

2. Any chance of you sitting on my fucking face?

3. "You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King. You treat me right and I'll do it your way."

4. "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good."

5. "There are 206 bones in the human body. How'd you like another one?"

6. "Let's call your left leg Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas. Then I can visit between the holidays."

7. "Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!"

8. "I'm Greek. Do you have some Greek in you? Want some?"

9. Is there a mirror in your pants? because i can see myself in them

10. guy spot girl a few feet away. guy beckons with one finger for girl to walk over. girl goes to him and guy says "wow, if i can make you come with just one finger, imagine what i can do with my whole hand"

ok, so that's all i got. i didn't make any of them up and i duno if they work.

 

[afro-girl]

LOL!!! AWESOME THREAD... (heres 2 my friend says he uses)

"Your pants would look good on my lampshade"

"Here's 50 cents, call your mum and tel her you won't be coming home tonight"

 

[Dr_Doom]

DO you actualy hand them the 50 cents.? That's pretty stupid if you do, because if they reject you, your 50cents poorer.

 

[sunjet]

"do you post on bos?" always works.

 

[Dr_Doom]

"do you like sex?" always works too.

 

[ediisjoz]

"You must have spanner eyes, because when I look at you, my nuts tighten"

 

[sunjet]

^^ terrible.

 

[Smorter]

shutup and get in the van

You say: Wanna come back to my place for sex and coffee??
they say: no
you say: What...? don't you like coffee??

"i used to have crabs; but its ok cause i dont anymore"

^ lol :rofl:

A mate of mine used this one, its not funny at all but I'd have thought it'd be reasonably successful but he totally screwed it, and the chick's like WTF?

"Hi, I'm doing a survey on bad pickup lines, whats the worst pickup line you've ever had? 1. You make my software turn to hardware 2; You're so hot, your ass is on fire; 3. I'm doing a survey on bad pickup lines."

(of course you can use what you want for the first 1 and 2, but anyway...i'm not sure if it'd be good I've never dared to try it myself)

 

[helsie]

here are some more i found...they aren't mine either...i know...im a copycat

1) Are those tic-tac's in your bra or are you just happy to see me?
2)You do, let's roll!
3) Excuse me, do you give head to strangers? No? Then allow me to introduce myself...
4) You know how some people buy really expensive cars to cover some err... shortages? Well, I've got a mini.
5) *Break an ice cube with teeth* Now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?
6) Are you an undertaker? Because I've got a stiff that needs to be dealt with urgently.
7) Let's stand toe-to-toe and get something straight between us.
8) You. Me. Whipped cream. A camcorder. Any questions?
9) I have a 12 inch penis. Remember that for the oral test later.
10) Excure me, do you have the time? I'M GONNA SHAG YOU REAL HARD! Sorry... I have tourettes.
11) If you were the last woman and I was the last man on Earth... I bet we could do it in public.
12) Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot-long.
13) Roses are red, violets are blue, I like your tits... please nosh me off.
14) Hi! My name is Doug. That's God spelt backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it. [Only works if your name is Doug, or you are a liar.]
15) Do you like buiscits? *Pull cock out* Mine's a cracker!
16) Do you like jewellery? *Pull cock out again* Mine's a gem!
17) God you're ugly, but I guess you'd be good in the dark... *Pull cock out again for the sake of it*
19) Your name must be Daisy, because I want to plant you right here.

 

[Casmira]

jeez helen you used more than that last week

 

[darkwarrior2]

"Hey do you have the time?...because i think you stopped it" ( i actually didn't read this anywhere)

 

[Skeeta]

i got a very random pick up line last night

*walks out of toilets*
Boy screams - "i love you!"
skeeta - ????
Boy - thats right, i love you - i'll buy you a drink okay?
skeeta - ???

 

[helsie]

jeez helen you used more than that last week

lol, would you like to add the rest? i cant remember them all

 

[Casmira]

lol, would you like to add the rest? i cant remember them all

lost track after you felt me up during the movies, your lucky i didnt charge you
i dont think i should name the rest, there are people in this forum who's minds aren't soiled yet