The World of Pick-Up Line (3 Viewers)

[ohexploitable]

 

[kia_rio92]

Hi i lost my phone number can i have yours?

Your body's an amusment park after 10 rides the rest are for free!

 

[zaxmacks]

You have marvellous breasts. May I touch them?

Works every time.

 

[skyline]

You have marvellous breasts. May I touch them?

Works every time.

that one might scare women away

try this, apparently works all the time lol

They say you are what you eat and by tomorrow morning I'd like to be you.

 

[dydx]

Are you parents retarded? coz you seem special.

 

[skyline]

great pick-up line, couldn't think of one any better myself

have you tried using it on any girl yet?

 

[Guesss]

When I worked at a cafe, I never gave the hot girls sugar with their coffee. And they were like, "where's my sugar" and i was like, "you're already sweet enough"

The cafe fired me.

Nawww omg thats so cute

edit: Did it ever work? I reckon it wouldve.

 

[dux&src]

Nawww omg thats so cute

edit: Did it ever work? I reckon it wouldve.

I second that.

 

[vannilla_latte]

hey baby you dropped something ? what ? your conversation so lets pick it up here

If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would be called McGorgeous

If i could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
response- If i could rearrange the alphabet I'd put F and U together. (LMAOOOOOOOOO now that one i like )

If u were a booger I'd pick you first

Is there a mirror in your pocket cause I see me in your pants

Girl, are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet

"Wanna play army?"
"Sure"
"I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me"

are you a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you

are those space pants? because your ass is out of this world (LMAOOOOOO)

did you work at subway? because you're givin me a foot long

how bout we go back to my place and talk about the first thing that pops up

your parents must be assholes because you are the shit!

I Cant Feel My Legs Can I Feel Yours ?

Guy: Hey what are you doing Saturday? Girl: I already told you. I have a boyfriend. Guy: Yeah. Well I have a gold fish. Girl: What? Guy: Well. I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter...

 

[vannilla_latte]

wanna see a magic trick? u come home, i do u, poof you disappear

damn is your name alice? cause I swear you make me feel like im in wonderland!

Did it hurt? When I hit you over the head and kidnapped you in my van.

If u were a pokemon I'd chose u lol

Your body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.

If I flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head

lets do the titantic, when i yell 'Iceburg!' you go down.

if you had a garden of flowers, and i had a garden of flowers, i'd put our tulips together!

are you a pack of skittles, cause i wanna taste your rainbow

Baby i wanna b an astronomer so i can explore Uranus. (WAT DA FUCKKK)

The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to your place and spread the word



I'm a shower. If you turn me on I get u wet.

What has195 teeth and hides the INCREDIBLE HULK?... my zipper

"do i know you?" "no why?" "you look like my next girlfreind"

your lips look lonely wanna meet mine

make a gesture to a girl with ur finger to come over to you, when she does say "wow i made you come with one finger, imagine what the rest of the night could be like"

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day.

You must be going to hell, cuz it's a sin to look that good!

im like a rubics cube, the more you play with me the harder i get

If your left leg was christmas, and your right leg was new years, can i visit you between the holidays?

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

 

[myst1fy]

hey bby i gotta PHD, a Pretty Huge Dick :wave:

 

[Sleight_of_Hand]

hey bby i gotta PHD, a Pretty Huge Dick :wave:

maaate kanye west uses that line in one of his songs. must be a good pick up line

 

[myst1fy]

lol i got that from watching an episode of friends

 

[Silver Persian]

Did you break wind? Because you just blew me away.

 

[Loneliness is]

i've got a really good one:

hey i'm jamie

 

[Loneliness is]

i've got another great one:

hey you have an increadle bodie can i put my hands on your butt and i like your lipstick!

 

[Sleight_of_Hand]

Hey gal, I rkn you should fuck me cause im funny and shit. WHy you ask? Cuz im an internet troll.

 

[Loneliness is]

Hey gal, I rkn you should fuck me cause im funny and shit. WHy you ask? Cuz im an internet troll.

^omar jan

 

[noreun]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

[beatboxre]

Lameness:

Hey baby, I'll be your Spain, will you be my Worldcup?