them Sydney Trains moments (1 Viewer)

[Squishxmishyx]

Re: annoying city rail moments

*sigh* another person tried to commit suicide at petersham.... hence delays on western lines...

ZOMG. Every train was terminating at Lidcome!
Watching the crowd running onto each oncoming train was amusing.

 

[x jiim]

Re: annoying city rail moments

besides being stuck at redfern for over an hour because of the petersham thing today, yesterday this asian chick sitting in front of me rumaged around in her bag and pulled out a dog o__o

also last week some fat bogan kid was lying sprawled over three seats when I got on. as soon as the train started moving he starting banging on the wall, kicked the windows open and shut, whistled some annoying tune really loudly and then turned around and stared at me. repeated that all the way from redfern to eastwood ergh. actually, he got off at eastwood and tried to slide down the stair railing, but he was too fat to get up on it HAHAHA.

northern line's usually pretty tame though..

 

[jessxxr]

Re: annoying city rail moments

bahahah!!! lolll at the lady with the dog!
me and my friends were sitting on a train, and this song came on from somewhere, and i was like omg i heard this song like 3 times on the radio yesterday, and so this weird random guy just chimes in and is like omggg i know rite, was it around lunch time, i heard it a lot too at work, and so i was like ..yeahhh it was, and so the guy then proceeds to call up someone and openly talks in front of us about how his ex wife is blackmailing him and that shes not gonna get away with it, and how shes a bitch. we were like wtfff hahaha

 

[kaz1]

Re: annoying city rail moments

I didn't get stuck but I got to the station just after the commotion and the platform was overflowing with people. I had to skip 2 trains to be certain I won't be crushed to death boarding the train.

 

[b00m]

Re: annoying city rail moments

apparently the bloke was the exact same dude who tried suiciding a few days ago!

 

[zombie omie jay]

Re: annoying city rail moments

wow really!!

of course people are going to say that lol

look up gullible in the dictionary brah

 

[b00m]

Re: annoying city rail moments

wow really!!

of course people are going to say that lol

look up gullible in the dictionary brah

nah my mate who was on the stranded train said someone said it on the PA system lol..dno

 

[zombie omie jay]

Re: annoying city rail moments

o h the PA system yes i see has to be true

 

[zombie omie jay]

Re: annoying city rail moments

confirmed pervert

 

[Studentleader]

Re: annoying city rail moments

confirmed pervert

yeah

most of these stories are shit and its like OMG TODAY I SAW A BOGAN WTF!?!?!

At North Melbourne station some cunt jumped on the train with a machete and a bag and yelled "NO ONE TOUCH MY FUCKING BAG" then looked from lef to right before jumping off the train.

 

[kaz1]

Re: annoying city rail moments

Yeah I was at Central when the announced a suicide attempt at Petersham. Fuck the platform was PACKED. I missed two trains because I didn't want to shove myself into the full carraige, but at the third one I just went fuck it and went in. I was squashed in between a cute asian girl, the door and this italian guy, and when the train braked hard the asian girl glomped me. Small vibrations also made me lightly nudge her body. For a long while I was really enjoying the touch of her skin and soft clothes, my boner grew, and I momentarily plunged into fantasies of running my hands all over her hips while burying my nose in the scent of her hair. What really scared me was that I was only millimetres away from actually doing it. For a moment I couldn't tell fantasy from reality and I briefly panicked, thinking I had already touched her and that I was a fucking pervert now.

Did you "accidently" touch bewbz?

 

[cosmo kramer]

Re: annoying city rail moments

yeah

most of these stories are shit and its like OMG TODAY I SAW A BOGAN WTF!?!?!

At North Melbourne station some cunt jumped on the train with a machete and a bag and yelled "NO ONE TOUCH MY FUCKING BAG" then looked from lef to right before jumping off the train.

what was his ethnic composition

 

[Studentleader]

Re: annoying city rail moments

what was his ethnic composition

Probably Australian

he came across as skitzo more than bogan =p

 

[b00m]

Re: annoying city rail moments

o h the PA system yes i see has to be true

note i originally said "apparently" shane

*god*

 

[stampede]

Re: annoying city rail moments

Yeah I was at Central when the announced a suicide attempt at Petersham. Fuck the platform was PACKED. I missed two trains because I didn't want to shove myself into the full carraige, but at the third one I just went fuck it and went in. I was squashed in between a cute asian girl, the door and this italian guy, and when the train braked hard the asian girl glomped me. Small vibrations also made me lightly nudge her body. For a long while I was really enjoying the touch of her skin and soft clothes, my boner grew, and I momentarily plunged into fantasies of running my hands all over her hips while burying my nose in the scent of her hair. What really scared me was that I was only millimetres away from actually doing it. For a moment I couldn't tell fantasy from reality and I briefly panicked, thinking I had already touched her and that I was a fucking pervert now.

what the fuck bro some small part of me thought u were a troll but holy hell you are in-fucking-sanely creepy

 

[Lolsmith]

Re: annoying city rail moments

This one time I got on a train

Then islanders and coons got on

Had a friendly chat

Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

 

[Squishxmishyx]

Re: cityrail moments

Im flattered. I truly am.

Do you write fanfiction?
Because you should.

I love Cityrail fantasies.

 

[abbeyroad]

Re: cityrail moments

ahahahhaha nope not creepy at all, no sir!

 

[kaz1]

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Yesterday my train smelled strongly of urine, people in Sydney discgusting.

 

[lamingtons]

Re: annoying city rail moments

Yeah I was at Central when the announced a suicide attempt at Petersham. Fuck the platform was PACKED. I missed two trains because I didn't want to shove myself into the full carraige, but at the third one I just went fuck it and went in. I was squashed in between a cute asian girl, the door and this italian guy, and when the train braked hard the asian girl glomped me. Small vibrations also made me lightly nudge her body. For a long while I was really enjoying the touch of her skin and soft clothes, my boner grew, and I momentarily plunged into fantasies of running my hands all over her hips while burying my nose in the scent of her hair. What really scared me was that I was only millimetres away from actually doing it. For a moment I couldn't tell fantasy from reality and I briefly panicked, thinking I had already touched her and that I was a fucking pervert now.

ahahahahaha wtf u are creep