Ugh jerry springer
I once haphazardly changed the channel to Jerry Springer, and they had a section "My husband is having an affair"
Now the guy looks like your sane type of person, and his wife was not too bad. But then this THING comes onto the stage.
Picture a grandmother, mixed with a grandfather, then run it over with a truck, and get it stuck in a paint factory explosion. Well thats the 'git' of what it was.
The next scene writes itself, guy kisses swamp hag, guy's wife fights yadda yadda.
It was something I really could've lived without.