I'm proud and glad that you've agreed with everything I've stated previously. Good to know you're acknowledging your own stupidity.
Also, I won't be going to TAFE. I'm going to UNIVERSITY. Oh wait, that's a word you're probably NOT familiar with. Let me explain - it's where people go when they get really good results (or results good enough to get into the course they want). Not even TAFE would be sufficient for you. You need to go to a place for loonies.. i.e. a mental home. Enjoy your stay there. You might finally find some comfort being surrounded by people of a similar stature and mindset to you.