Union Board Elections 2008 (1 Viewer)

[kokodamonkey]

yeah bateman isn't stupid enough to grafitti the wall.. i took a foto of it just in case anyway.

 

[withoutaface]

everytime i read bateman, i think batman.

Bateman had the perfect chance to make Batman shirts, but went with Happy Healthy Harold.

Foolish, foolish Bateman.

 

[CurlyRuby]

yeah bateman isn't stupid enough to grafitti the wall.. i took a foto of it just in case anyway.

Lol what are you, the world police?

 

[CurlyRuby]

yeah me and my group of friends started a rubber band craze in year 6 because we started to make a rubber band ball. rubber bands became really popular randomly and heaps of people started making those pen crossbows with the rubber band.


so one day after school bateman started throwing rocks or some shit at a kid and the kid fired back with his pen crossbow and the pen ink ended up going straight into bateman's eye. pretty gnarly sight, apparently. He came back to school eventually with a white eyepatch on that looked like a cock protector in cricket.


principal fucking banned rubber bands and somehow i ended getting like 4 detentions because i walked into school the next day with the rubber band ball which was now apparently super illegal contraband.

Ooooh sordid past of Bateman.

Ashton, you're so hardcore. You should run for union, and your slogan could be "Ashton for a sexier union"

 

[CurlyRuby]

I should've before I graduated.



100% would've won.

"Ashton, Bringing Sexy Back."
Your campaign would've run itself.

 

[withoutaface]

Ash, this year we continued the tradition of buying a 3XL shirt for you even though we knew you wouldn't be around to wear it.

I shed a tear

 

[CurlyRuby]

Why don't you run, babe?

lol i don't think i'd be much good @ tarting myself around campus

 

[withoutaface]

lol i don't think i'd be much good @ tarting myself around campus

It's actually not as hard as it looks, it's pulling people on the day which blows.

 

[Enteebee]

who is the most despotic?

 

[stazi]

It's actually not as hard as it looks, it's pulling people on the day which blows.

I'm pretty sure pulling people is different to blowing people

 

[Iheartpaulfrank]

I have given up on waf.

 

[withoutaface]

I have given up on waf.

I wasn't at uni today, I was at home calling people

 

[Iheartpaulfrank]

I wasn't at uni today babe, I was at home calling people

You suck. If you couldn't come, you should have said so. I would've been fine with that. I hate people who break promises.

 

[withoutaface]

Fine. What times are you lectures tomorrow. I'll 110% be on campus and 110% be there if you promise you'll vote and drag a couple of friends to as well.

I actually liked lecture bashing (ask Megan, my bash is ace) it's just other circumstances have stood in the way

 

[CurlyRuby]

You suck. If you couldn't come, you should have said so. I would've been fine with that. I hate people who break promises.

Uh oh.
IHPF ANGRY. IHPF SMASH!

 

[Iheartpaulfrank]

How come I'm not allowed to get the slightest bit upset, without people making some comment?

Fuck voting.

I'm freaking about my Psychology report.

 

[withoutaface]

But I love you!

 

[Iheartpaulfrank]

But I love you!

Talking to Ruby or me? EDIT: Or Ashton?

Why'd you delete the 'babe' from your post? This I gotta hear.

 

[CurlyRuby]

How come I'm not allowed to get the slightest bit upset, without people making some comment?

Fuck voting.

I'm freaking about my Psychology report.

Aww sorry IHPF, I was just teeeeeassssingggggg.

Friends again?

How's your psych essay coming along? HEY is your anger just a psych experiment on us?

 

[withoutaface]

Because the big men would tease me about it. And I was talking to you all. More specifically, you.