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[Bemboka]

"Try reconnecting the device. If Windows still does not recognise it, replace the device" - Recommendation by Windows XP

Apparently no problems are due to Microsoft programs or devices. It's always what you're trying to use with they're software. Microsoft products are "compatible" with everything, it's the devices which aren't compatible with the Microsoft products...

Good thing they made these *helpful*solutions... If it doesn't work, buy something else.





Anybody else got some funny recommendations/messages they've recieved?

 

[Uncle]

After a program stops responding:

"We're sorry for any inconvenience caused."

Generic automated apologies are overrated.

 

[TERMINATOR-HX]

After a program stops responding:

"We're sorry for any inconvenience caused."

Generic automated apologies are overrated.

Yeah, but it's more realistic than expecting an apology in person, isn't it?

Anyway, has anyone ever actually used the "Send error report" function when something like that happens.

I know I haven't.

 

[Uncle]

Yeah, but it's more realistic than expecting an apology in person, isn't it?

Anyway, has anyone ever actually used the "Send error report" function when something like that happens.

I know I haven't.

Sends some shit to Micro$oft.
and dont remember afterwards

 

[Omie Jay]

NO SHlT!

 

[TERMINATOR-HX]

Computers do love to state the obvious, don't they. Especially modern computers.

 

[kara42]

NO SHlT!

shlt?
what is shlt?

 

[TERMINATOR-HX]

shlt?
what is shlt?

Well, ya get his message, don't ya?

Funny though, I didn't notice that until you pointed it out.

 

[Uncle]

NO SHlT!

HOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHO
OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL

holy fuck my laptop used to do that.

then i disabled the program from starting up because it was a real fucking nuisance for doing that.

 

[Gibbatron]

My friend once had an experience when he tried to connect to the internet at school on his Vista latop. He had trouble getting on and Vista then ran its "diagnose connection problems" thing, and it told him that Windows couldn't work out what was wrong with the internet connection because it couldn't connect to the internet to find out.

LOLOLOLOL

 

[kevinx2]

 

[Uncle]

so thats what windows xp said when it saw transformers revenge of the fallen