Weirdest place you have m*bated? (1 Viewer)

[hopethisworks]

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated?

Lol, you can talk.

I heard a story about a girl who was doing likewise in a Science Class with a test tube, and broke it while it was still up there.

old, RL copypasta is old.

 

[Pacchiru]

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated?

test tube.. science class?

sounds exhilarating.

 

[HalcyonSky]

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated?

primary school

 

[hiphophooray123]

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated?

That's fucking disgusting player. Shame on you.

shutup faggot its cityrails fault for cancelling the train

 

[HalcyonSky]

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated?

train station toilet. the train was delayed. i was bored. meh.

sup George Michael

 

[brainwashed39]

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated?

Lol, you can talk.

I heard a story about a girl who was doing likewise in a Science Class with a test tube, and broke it while it was still up there.

that is just a myth. everyone i know has heard that story. as if.

 

[Riet]

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated?

How retarded do you have to be to break a test tube up there? I mean, it's a pretty smooth shape...

 

[Zingy]

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated?

She was a tight virgin flower.

 

[jessi90]

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated?

you enjoy touching yourself in the shower, don't you sweetie?

toothbrush, anyone?

let's have a toothbrush orgy

 

[loller]

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated?

How retarded do you have to be to break a test tube up there? I mean, it's a pretty smooth shape...

teacher came near, and she closed her legs

 

[beve]

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated?

edit

 

[beve]

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated?

At school, in the sports equipment room, it was dark and quiet, did it with a broken cricket bat while laying on a gym mattress.

which end?

 

[supercalamari]

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated?

both = sin.

Nah, I can see why you'd think the latter was sinful (even though it isn't but I don't want to argue about it here) but the former? Honestly? You've never, ever, ever had an orgasm? Are you sure that whilst you're saving sex till marriage or whatever it is you're doing that when you actually get married you'll know how to show this perfect husband person what you like?

Jeez, the naievety of some people...

Anyway, weirdest spot. Probably in the shower, which is quite lame. Or on the floor of my friend's mess room.

 

[hopethisworks]

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edit

just pointing out a really bad quality post

 

[ConquerDiscover]

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated?

Nah, I can see why you'd think the latter was sinful (even though it isn't but I don't want to argue about it here) but the former? Honestly? You've never, ever, ever had an orgasm? Are you sure that whilst you're saving sex till marriage or whatever it is you're doing that when you actually get married you'll know how to show this perfect husband person what you like?

Jeez, the naievety of some people...

Anyway, weirdest spot. Probably in the shower, which is quite lame. Or on the floor of my friend's mess room.

People are entitled to their own opinions

 

[supercalamari]

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated?

People are entitled to their own opinions

I know, I know. But are these actually her opinions or the opinions her church has forced upon her? Either way I don't really care.

 

[chelsea girl]

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated?

probably in the shared bathroom when i was in the crazy hospital, also on the heated floor of my hospital room.

oh, and lying across my friend while he slept.

 

[ASNSWR127]

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must have been a good film!

 

[The Rooster]

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated?

in my room while posting on the internet.

 

[chicky_pie]

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated?

which end?

The handle my friend, it had rubber grip around it, so it felt good and flexible.