Weirdest place you have m*bated? (1 Viewer)

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this thread is now about disgusting urban legends

 

[Darcy111]

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Under the table in my english examination.

The supervisor was hot.

 

[ddillan]

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Maccas carpark, with a cheeseburger!

 

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did the cheeseburger masturbate too?

 

[Pacchiru]

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did the cheeseburger masturbate too?

he put his cock between the buns and starting thrusting up and down.

lol sauce.

classic.

 

[Zrap]

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until you get chopped onion in your cockeye

 

[SkyLo]

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ball flavoured pickles or pickle flavoured balls? ew.

 

[jealous?14291]

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i once masturbated on your face

 

[jazzyphaye]

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hahaha this is so sad.

 

[sportylake]

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um.........

thinking -IMPURE- thoughts = getting horny = masturbation.

lol yeh thats a thought someone brought up in one of our christian livig classes. Is it ok if u do it over shoes, or a chair or something???? WAS FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

 

[supercalamari]

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Maccas carpark, with a cheeseburger!

Maybe semen is one of the secret ingredients in Big Mac sauce or the spicy herbs at KFC...?

 

[Russdog]

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english, back of the class, year 8, accidently. it was a really hot day, was sitting next to a really hot (girl)friend, had just hit puberty and my penis was still pretty much a vagina, as in a few touches only semi erect and it pretty much went itself. came'd in the undies. noone noticed. right before lunch so i went home.

 

[Grieg]

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had a bat to this vid with two girls and one cup....
it was pretty dirty but yeah...

 

[HalcyonSky]

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in class at primary school, not that i knew what was going on

 

[Pacchiru]

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in class at primary school, not that i knew what was going on

have you ever tried to shoot your cum into a sock?

 

[HalcyonSky]

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have you ever tried to shoot your cum into a sock?

cant say i have

why would anyone use a sock, anyway?

 

[Pacchiru]

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cant say i have

why would anyone use a sock, anyway?

for safe keeping, i guess.

i once knew this guy that collected socks full of his cum. fucking sick.

 

[HalcyonSky]

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for safe keeping, i guess.

i once knew this guy that collected socks full of his cum. fucking sick.

he was one of ur hookups u met through 4chan, eh?

actually come to think of it i vaguely remember looking for a sock to do it into a long time ago when i was out of tissues / didnt have a pretty face to cum all over

 

[Pacchiru]

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he was one of ur hookups u met through 4chan, eh?

actually come to think of it i vaguely remember looking for a sock to do it into a long time ago when i was out of tissues / didnt have a pretty face to cum all over

nah, some chat site. he was like 22

then he got a little too clingy so blocked and deleted.

you only cum in tissues? boring.

 

[HalcyonSky]

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nah, some chat site. he was like 22

then he got a little too clingy so blocked and deleted.

you only cum in tissues? boring.

and pretty faces*
why, what else do u expect me to cum on?

clingy? so you were in an e-relationship with a 22 yr old guy that collects cum filled socks? immaculate tastes u have