Weirdest place you have m*bated? (1 Viewer)

[redraw]

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated?

Has anyone's parents ever CAUGHT them masturbating? It would be the most embarassing thing in my opinion.

You're just jealous your parents abandoned you when you were born, as they were [justifiably] afraid of the spawn of Satan.

 

[lama33]

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hahaha the wierdest place was in a toilet break for a year 11 exam. the woman that followed me to the toilet had to wait until i finished my wank hahahahah

ahaha that is classic
2 gold stars for you

 

[stazi]

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Has anyone's parents ever CAUGHT them masturbating? It would be the most embarassing thing in my opinion.

i have

 

[HalcyonSky]

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my step mum walked in on me when i was about 15

she's deceased now though so it doesnt matter

 

[stazi]

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is she deceased because she walked in on you

 

[HalcyonSky]

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is she deceased because she walked in on you

nah, because of a horrendous car crash

 

[redraw]

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my step mum walked in on me when i was about 15

she's deceased now though so it doesnt matter

How convenient... perhaps a little too convenient...

 

[IndustrialBar]

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hahahah.
this wouldn't happen to be a biology class, now would it ?

Nah, I had to skip out on Biology to get the History teacher I wanted. Something to do with the timetables.
We only have Biology as a choice in year 11 and 12, unfortunately. I would have loved to cut things up in my younger years.

 

[mleiu]

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Nothing scandalous to contribute myself, but I know a guy at Year 9 camp who did it in his cabin of 25 other guys over a PSP.

 

[chamelia]

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Umm...No where interesting But I am in a fulfilling relationship so not really an issue that affects me! Yay for consistency....

 

[Vitus]

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Park bench at 3 in the morning

 

[chamelia]

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Park bench at 3 in the morning

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I know.

 

[SkyLo]

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I know.

me too it was busy park

 

[mugamacranbrook]

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For the guys and the girls - where's the weirdest place you have masturbated? Did you get caught?

For me, the weirdest place would definitely be in the toilet of an airplane (it was weird coz of the turbulence lol - nearly lost my balance!).

I'm sure there's weirder though

out the window of my hotel in Vienna, shortly after blasting loud metal music out the window from a guitar amplifier.

 

[mugamacranbrook]

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in the toilet store

toilet guy; no way!! serious!!! you are awesome.

 

[ziggy.zoozah]

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I keep telling my BF to stop masturbating but he constantly does.
Before he knows it he's gonna be impotent and we're not gonna be able to have any possible kids due to his attitude

 

[inter108]

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated?

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[ziggy.zoozah]

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated?

Show me this procedure you speaaak of?

Dont you know how guys masturbate?

 

[inter108]

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Dont you know how guys masturbate?

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i seek this procedures profoundness.

 

[LingstyleZ]

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rofl
weird thread..

but funny at the same time =P