What am I doing wrong, no girls like me? (1 Viewer)

[BadWizard]

At school, if I see a good looking girl I thrust my hips straight in her direction while making a grunting sound like "grrrr". I was taught this tactic by one of my close friends who i see with girls all the time. But so far I am getting nothing but negative responses.
I literally see a hot girl, stop , thrust my hips hard in her direction and I make the grunting noise.
What could I be doing wrong? please help me

 

[aussienerd]

You're doing it to the wrong girls.

 

[BadWizard]

What do you mean? I am not interested in ugly girls.

 

[ZeeZee3]

Lol, girls might think your some under-aged pedo if you do that.

 

[Shadowdude]

At school, if I see a good looking girl I thrust my hips straight in her direction while making a grunting sound like "grrrr". I was taught this tactic by one of my close friends who i see with girls all the time. But so far I am getting nothing but negative responses.
I literally see a hot girl, stop , thrust my hips hard in her direction and I make the grunting noise.
What could I be doing wrong? please help me

I never run out of places to use that here.

 

[Sucrose]

What is this I don't even

 

[halapenyo]

you have to actually go up to them and hump their leg like this:

 

[muhahahahahaha]

is OP for real? Why would you even do something like that? thats not going to get you any girls, decent girls dont like that shit...dont thrust your hips at them and make strange bear noises geez....maybe you should try striking up a proper convo with them?? that'll work way better than what youre doing, trust me.

 

[Phoenix Fury]

is OP for real? Why would you even do something like that? thats not going to get you any girls, decent girls dont like that shit...dont thrust your hips at them and make strange bear noises geez....maybe you should try striking up a proper convo with them?? that'll work way better than what youre doing, trust me.

stop dat

you're not new to the internet, you have no excuse!

 

[PaterzAttack]

is OP for real? Why would you even do something like that? thats not going to get you any girls, decent girls dont like that shit...dont thrust your hips at them and make strange bear noises geez....maybe you should try striking up a proper convo with them?? that'll work way better than what youre doing, trust me.

m8
is muhaha for real?

 

[muhahahahahaha]

Lol i figured he might be trolling, but eh there are still some crazy people on the internet that are actually for real and they actually do crazy stuff like that irl....there was this weird guy in my year group who did something similar to the girls in my year group, hence why i believed that what OP said might actually have some truth attached to it..

 

[halapenyo]

is OP for real? Why would you even do something like that? thats not going to get you any girls, decent girls dont like that shit...dont thrust your hips at them and make strange bear noises geez....maybe you should try striking up a proper convo with them?? that'll work way better than what youre doing, trust me.

lol. massive fail.

 

[Arcorn]

This thread would be made so much better if he was being serious.

 

[iRuler]

I think we've had enough of this thread.