What are some good pickup lines that you've heard? (1 Viewer)

[britaker]

Damn ON it actually worked

Wait no I was just giving an example

Srsly

 

[Crisium]

Wait no I was just giving an example

Srsly

Sure sure

 

[britaker]

Sure sure

 

[snowflakeptical]

what great timing then

 

[obliviousninja]

What timing?

 

[snowflakeptical]

'I state ranked'

Is there a mirror in your pants because I see myself in them.

What timing?

That timing

 

[RivalryofTroll]

'I state ranked'

Hearing from it yourself doesn't count [emoji6]

 

[tofusenpai]

I heard another stupid one,

Is your dad an astronaut?

Because baby you're out of this world!

Anti-pick up line response: I'm out of this world to get some SPACE to be away from guys like you

 

[tofusenpai]

How about you sit on my knee, and we'll talk about whatever pops up

Anti-pick up line response: Sure we'll talk about my fist that pops ups in front of your face ready to give you a black eye

 

[EpikHigh]

Can't tell if OP is trying to skeaz pick up lines in hopes of getting laid

 

[tofusenpai]

Is there a mirror in your pants because I see myself in them.

Anti-pick up line response: Oh there is a mirror? It must be there to reflect the ugly douchebag that'll never get laid looking at it right now