lmao. in response to the FIRST QUESTION..
be a metro! yeh!!
lol.. no.. dont be a metro. dont shave ur legs. if u shave ur legs, i'll kill u. a guy has to be hairy in order to display some form of manliness.. also facial is good.. too much & i'll shave it off myself. no rat tails, no long hair, no trimmed pubes.. the metro thing is going way too far now.. to sum up: be substantially hairy =D
otherwise, someone who can laugh at themselves and be willing to listen and show support is enuff.. air guitarists are preferred.. lol
if ur pro-make out session.. call me.. call me now...
LMAO.. =P
ps. if ur taking this seriously, plz report to the nearest shrink.. u'll find me ther =)