What is the best simpsons episode? (1 Viewer)

[anita_wax]

my favourite episode is the one where homer goes into space {deep space homer}

Kent: Ladies and gentlemen, er, we've just lost the picture, but, uh, what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has been taken over -- "conquered", if you will -- by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth menor merely enslave them. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to
remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful
in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

closely followed by
x files {a laugh a minute that episode, pure gold}
lisa the vegetarian


all the new episodes are shit.

 

[anita_wax]

heres some homer simpson quotes i just quickly compiled in 2 seconds, ill add more when i browse sites.

http://s9.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1O5I03NA3840X091MCGEG122MO

 

[bscienceboi]

my favourite episode is the one where homer goes into space {deep space homer}

x files {a laugh a minute that episode, pure gold}


all the new episodes are shit.

Save the queen!
Which one is the Queen?
I'm the Queen!
(Glass shatters)
Freedom, horrible horrible freedom!


Hahah the X-files one was gold.

DIE........... Homer screams
DIET..........Homer screams louder

Turtle stealing grampas teeth and Moe with his whales.

 

[bscienceboi]

Homer: I know you can read my mind boy....Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow ...

ALso the same epsidoe Homer is wearing those fake eye glasses in court.

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.
Postofficer: Okay Mr. Burns, whats your first name?
Homer: I dont know....

 

[bscienceboi]

Homer: Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, with a gumdrop house on lollipop lane!

I am evil Homer ! I am evil Homer!

Homer: Look Marge, you don't know what it's like - I'm the one out there every day, putting his ass on the line. And I'm not the one out of order - you're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! Cos when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that used to be your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown!

Jay Sherman: Nice to meet you Marge, I saw your hair from the plane. And you must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil.
Homer: It was a gummi bear.

[After putting on Dr. Kissinger's glasses, found in a men's room toilet]
Homer: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
Man in stall: That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

 

[bscienceboi]

Also from the X-files ep:

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

I LOVED THAT SCENE hahaha.

Also:

Mr Hutz: I rest my case.
Judge: You rest your case?
Mr Hutz: Oh I thought it was just a figure of speech....case close.

 

[fantasy27]

one of my fav homer quotes is when he says something along the lines of: "english, who needs english, when am i ever going to go to england!"...

 

[StGeorgeDragons]

any of the scenes with hans moleman. "This is moleman in the mornin, good molman to u"

 

[king_of_boredom]

cant forget the episode where homer loses employee of the month to the inaminate carbon rod.

 

[Neo^^]

In Rod We Trust.

Homer to Bart: "Son, Beers are for daddies and kids with fake ID"
Bart: WATCH OUT! RADIOACTIVEMAN!

Afterglow? Sarah McLachlan?

 

[Calculon]

The one where they go into space, purely for the pause after buzz aldrin says "Second comes right after first!"

 

[Tinkers]

cant forget the episode where homer loses employee of the month to the inaminate carbon rod.

inanimate? INANIMATE?!?! I'll show him inanimate!!!
*stays still for hours*

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it is hard to pick a favourite episode. I'd agree with Obese Homer, Lemon Tree and S Files as being some of the best. im surprised no one has mentioned Homer And Marge's Marriage Counselling though. i LOVE that episode.

Homer: You see, a successful marriage is a lot like an orange. First you have the skin...then the sweet, sweet, innards...
Willie: If i'd wanted to see a man eat an orange, I'd have taken the orange-eating class!
Hans Moleman: The eating of an orange is a lot like a successful marriage...
Granpa: Just eat the damn orange!!!

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speaking of Willie- i also love
'Lousy Smarch weather...!'

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Ralph: is this my house?
Lisa: No ralph, you live in a different house.
Ralph: *pauses* choo choo choo choo choo choo woo woo!

~

i saw one today as well but i missed the beginning of the ep-
Bart: ahhh Erin Brokovich. the prostitute with the heart of gold...

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Lionel Hutz: don't worry Mrs Simpson, i've argued in front of every judge in this county...often as a lawyer!

 

[bscienceboi]

Barney: Ahhh, natural light! get it off me!

Homer: Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that ... building ... thingie ... where our beds and TV ... is.

When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer.
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake ID.
My name was Brian McGee.
I stayed up listening to Queen.
When I was seventeen.

Homer no function beer well without.

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try

 

[samuelblayden]

I have only watched a few but the one I like is lisa the vegetation

 

[PiGMAN]

the one with frank grimes is easilly the best imo

 

[king_of_boredom]

homer: hey guys do you think i'm slow?


..opens the fridge, poker game has long gone, lenny walks in


lenny: geez homer you are slow!

 

[RCMasterAA]

homer: hey guys do you think i'm slow?


..opens the fridge, poker game has long gone, lenny walks in


lenny: geez homer you are slow!

Homer's Brain: Something was said. Not good. What was it? Umm...don't shout at Homer. No wait that's good. Wait a minute...they said you were slow!

Homer: I'm not slow!

Lenny walks in

Lenny: Geez Homer you're still here? You really are slow.

Homer's Brain: Something was said. Not good-

Lenny: Get out!

 

[Tinkers]

Homer's Brain: Something was said. Not good. What was it? Umm...don't shout at Homer. No wait that's good. Wait a minute...they said you were slow!

Homer: I'm not slow!

Lenny walks in

Lenny: Geez Homer you're still here? You really are slow.

Homer's Brain: Something was said. Not good-

Lenny: Get out!

then the next morning he's telling his family over breakfast-
Homer: So as usual i'm winning and not realising...and then Lenny calls me, get this! hehe... a little slow!!

 

[gorgo31]

any of the scenes with hans moleman. "This is moleman in the mornin, good molman to u"

Hans: Hello. This is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you. Today, part four of our series of the agonising pain in which I live every daaaa-aaaaaaaaay.

Smithers: Are you saying Boo or Boo-urns?
*Boo! Boo!*
Hans: I was saying Boo-urns.

Hans: I need the biggest seedbell you have... No, that's too big.

*Reading sign for driving test*
Hans: ...R... Q... J... question mark...smiley face...

Hans: The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.
Grampa: Just eat the damn orange!

Hans: My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm thirty one years ooooooold.

Hans: A poem by Hans Moleman. I think that I shall never see, my cataracts are blinding me.

In conclusion, any episode with Hans rocks Or, alternatively, the episodes with Bill Cosby talking about Jazz or Pokemon.

 

[Tinkers]

nuh, i was thinking about it a bit more today, and when homer teaches the adult relationship class has got to be the best episode.

'So, what is a wedding? Webster's dictionary defines it as the process of removing unwanted plants or shrubs'

'Well Mr. Simpson, in that case you have the job'
'oh thank god! anything to get me away from that nagging and whining...of a family of love...sha la la laaaa...'

ooh! but another one of my classic faves-
lisa and grandma simpson: how many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?
Homer: Seven!
Lisa: no dad its a rhetorical question.
Homer: rhetorical eh...? Eight!
Lisa: Dad do you even know what rhetorical means?
Homer: Do I know what RHETORICAL means??!?