What turns you on? (2 Viewers)

[enoilgam]

turn off: south africans

They have the best accents ever.

 

[Blue Suede]

glorious starwars you frickin plebs

!!!

the rest is just a bonus

 

[SylviaB]

oh

in that case you better put your wellies on bby cos im a flippin star wars expert

so much so that I am actually quite ashamed and routinely question my value as a human being

 

[hayabusaboston]

they have the best accents ever.

exactly

 

[horny unicorn]

They have the best accents ever.

yeah look ok enoil- 'mullets look genuinely good' -gam they are horrible accents

 

[enoilgam]

yeah look ok enoil- 'mullets look genuinely good' -gam they are horrible

The 80's mullet is quite possibly the greatest thing in the history of man - I mean, it's the ultimate combination, business in front, party in back.

 

[hayabusaboston]

yeah look ok enoil- 'mullets look genuinely good' -gam they are horrible accents

OK look just because you came in chains and we came in planes doesnt mean you need to get envious of our cultural characteristics. BOOM.

Unless ur non-aussie immigrant.... then my argument invalid. Fuark, vlose to 50 percent of aussies are now foreigners.

 

[Tasteless]

!!!

the rest is just a bonus

OK look just because you came in chains and we came in planes doesnt mean you need to get envious of our cultural characteristics. BOOM.

Unless ur non-aussie immigrant.... then my argument invalid. Fuark, vlose to 50 percent of aussies are now foreigners.

stop posting, please

 

[SylviaB]

The 80's mullet is quite possibly the greatest thing in the history of man - I mean, it's the ultimate combination, business in front, party in back.

 

[asianese]

OK look just because you came in chains and we came in planes doesnt mean you need to get envious of our cultural characteristics. BOOM.

Unless ur non-aussie immigrant.... then my argument invalid. Fuark, vlose to 50 percent of aussies are now foreigners.

No...98% of Australians are foreigners. You missed the memo.

 

[horny unicorn]

yep

OK look just because you came in chains and we came in planes doesnt mean you need to get envious of our cultural characteristics. BOOM.

Unless ur non-aussie immigrant.... then my argument invalid. Fuark, vlose to 50 percent of aussies are now foreigners.

your people ejaculate in planes?
gross
bloody fobs!!321!


and
your argument is invalid any which way because you're making nonsensical points

 

[enoilgam]

yep

As if Andre Agassi didnt have beautiful hair, I mean, it was a wig, but it was just so...perfect.

 

[SylviaB]

wtf is with your sigs you creep

 

[Firstra1]

Girls that are criminals, the more bad the better. Evil girls are so hot.

 

[Tasteless]

hey bby, run off to europe with me?

possumly, need to make my mind up between eurolandia and bike #torn

 

[Tasteless]

you would choose a bike over eurolandia with me?

well euro is probably ~50% more expayansive too so there's that

but ah, nah not likely (that i would choose bike over you-ro) tbh
i need a preliminary visit to scope it out for future trips

 

[pony_magician]

yeah look ok enoil- 'mullets look genuinely good' -gam they are horrible accents

hey man, watch where you are treading

my mum had a mullet and totally rocked it

 

[coldrain]

Nothing turns me on like a nice warm cup of coffee

 

[SnivysTrainer]

G-strings turn me on. Especially when my girlfriend is wearing one.

 

[Firstra1]

I've always wanted a girlfriend who is willing to play 'Daddy-Daughter' roleplays with me but no girls are willing.

With my last girlfriend i tried forcing her to call me 'Daddy' and say 'harder Daddy' and let me call her 'my lovely daughter' when we had sex but she kept refusing saying it made her 'uncomfortable'.

Once i was so frustrated i grabbed the back of her neck and yelled “I'M YOUR NEW DAD, I'M YOUR FATHER NOW!” which led her to break up with me.

It's a fairly common fantasy so i don't understand why they don't like it.