What's your worst/best memory of high school and why? (1 Viewer)

[Concerti]

As we enter our final year of school, perhaps it would appropriate to ask what been your worst/best memory of high school and why?

 

[gella]

being suspended from maths class in year 8 for a whole month for bringing a coca cola bottle into class. word

 

[Bisu]

being suspended from maths class in year 8 for a whole month for bringing a coca cola bottle into class. word

lol?

 

[postnatal]

best memory; running around school in a nazi uniform singing the clash songs really loudly hitting my baton everywhere. this was those lame weeks after the trial hscs and our teacher forgot to come to class so we went nuts. also had a jedi fight with epic williams music on.


worst memory: performing for assembly in some lame ensemble where i decided not to give a shit so i started doing the mick jagger waltz while playing and tripped over a wire

 

[Kendall_Gilroy]

best: beating up lebanese kids

worst: hmm, i suppose it would be playing hackysack with my mates during any free time we had. recess, lunch and even free periods.

 

[Dragonmaster262]

Lol writing one of my friends names on my illegitimate Chemistry exam.

The teacher claimed I was 'bullying' her.

 

[Shadowdude]

I have tons:

I remember in English class one day I was sitting down and this girl I liked goes up to me and says, "Hi! I'm doing a survey" and she shows me this big purple poster with big letters on top saying: "FAVOURITE BOOK GENRE".

Now I look through her choices, and I'm like "Romance?" (note the question mark as if to say, 'Why would you put something like that on?')

She put me down for romance.

I've never felt more turned on in my life =P

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Another story was when I had just discovered the art of off-spin in cricket, and I was playing indoor cricket at sport. So anyway, after watching the recent Test series between India and Australia, I modelled my run up after Harbajhan (sp?) Singh (it is now based on a mix of Warne, Hauritz and Ajmal). So I bowled it and I perfected the art of 'bodyline off-spin', where, upon bouncing very full, would shoot up and hit the batsman on the head.

The girl who put me down for romance was batting, and she ducked out of the way (another batswoman was not so lucky, she got hit but thankfully did not cry) - and after she ducked out of the way, proceeded to wave her posterior from the batter's crease - leaving me there ogling at her derriere.

Interesting. And arousing too.

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One day when I was going to said indoor cricket place, some retard's from another school decided to moon the bus we were in. Anyway, after a loud shout from the teacher of "IF YOU LOOK YOU'RE GAY" - the girl I liked shot up from her seat and looked with big eyes out the window at the mooning people. Now obviously since I am not gay I was keeping my eyes affixed on my object of desire - her - and upon knowledge of what she had been watching... I realised she was the woman for me =P. Kinky.

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A few years later, the school had held a festival - and the girl and I were under an umbrella for an hour (it was raining), as we helped DJ the thing. It was a single umbrella too, so we were all snuggled up. Awesome stuff. That was also the day I learned how to use an iPhone.

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Epic conversations with the girl I like about women's reproductive systems. As an avid English student, I traverse the world looking for better words to use - and I credit her for my knowledge of the word: "ovaries" and "orgasm".

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Now for memories which don't have the girl I like in them...

This Indian guy thought he was so smart, so I betted I would triple his maths score in the exam. I did.

Same Indian guy thought he was a good fighter, gets into a fight. Loses aptly, goes in the toilet and cries.


I don't really have bad memories of high school... mostly good stuff.

 

[gella]

lol?

suk cock

best: beating up lebanese kids

worst: hmm, i suppose it would be playing hackysack with my mates during any free time we had. recess, lunch and even free periods.

lol ily so much

What the fuck? What was the teacher like? I'm guessing a really bitchy old lady, or a really really tight (possibly gay) male teacher. Those are the only teachers from my school that I could ever possibly imagine doing that. =\

she was a middle-aged trailer trash bitch who had every reason to hate my friend and i considering we did everything in our power to make every lesson shit and distract anyone else. needless to say, when we were allowed back into the class and had to do a test on what we had 'learnt' in that month, we both got zero

I have tons:

I remember in English class one day I was sitting down and this girl I liked goes up to me and says, "Hi! I'm doing a survey" and she shows me this big purple poster with big letters on top saying: "FAVOURITE BOOK GENRE".

Now I look through her choices, and I'm like "Romance?" (note the question mark as if to say, 'Why would you put something like that on?')

She put me down for romance.

I've never felt more turned on in my life =P

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Another story was when I had just discovered the art of off-spin in cricket, and I was playing indoor cricket at sport. So anyway, after watching the recent Test series between India and Australia, I modelled my run up after Harbajhan (sp?) Singh (it is now based on a mix of Warne, Hauritz and Ajmal). So I bowled it and I perfected the art of 'bodyline off-spin', where, upon bouncing very full, would shoot up and hit the batsman on the head.

The girl who put me down for romance was batting, and she ducked out of the way (another batswoman was not so lucky, she got hit but thankfully did not cry) - and after she ducked out of the way, proceeded to wave her posterior from the batter's crease - leaving me there ogling at her derriere.

Interesting. And arousing too.

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One day when I was going to said indoor cricket place, some retard's from another school decided to moon the bus we were in. Anyway, after a loud shout from the teacher of "IF YOU LOOK YOU'RE GAY" - the girl I liked shot up from her seat and looked with big eyes out the window at the mooning people. Now obviously since I am not gay I was keeping my eyes affixed on my object of desire - her - and upon knowledge of what she had been watching... I realised she was the woman for me =P. Kinky.

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Epic conversations with the girl I like about women's reproductive systems. As an avid English student, I traverse the world looking for better words to use - and I credit her for my knowledge of the word: "ovaries" and "orgasm".

holy fuck man..pathetic. you really need to get a root if you get turned on by all that. cringeworthy.

 

[Shadowdude]

Well, as a higher Maths student - it's the best I can do =P

 

[nutcracker]

LOL at Shadowdude. You are way too horny for your own good.

Heh, I have waaaay too many bad memories of high school. Most of them revolving around stress and deadlines and evil teachers. And drama assignments. Dear god, so glad I've seen the end of them.
But of the good ones... probably my.. 15th birthday. When my friends dragged me into an empty classroom and suprised me with a basketful of presents (hehe, I still have that basket) and a card signed by people in the grade ^^

 

[darkcounty]

High school was like one prolonged bad memory.

 

[Shadowdude]

nutcracker, yeah... maybe - or maybe I just read into things too much. Who knows.

 

[TheNorthern]

High school was like one prolonged bad memory.

This.

 

[x jiim]

But of the good ones... probably my.. 15th birthday. When my friends dragged me into an empty classroom and suprised me with a basketful of presents (hehe, I still have that basket) and a card signed by people in the grade ^^

you make that sound so much worse than it actually was =P
and @Shadowdude, don't worry, she says that a lot haha x]

umm, worst memories are mostly involving the english department, blazers, biology, careers teachers and combinations of the above.

best memories are [nearly all] time spent with friends, especially at musical, and all the classes where we spent more time taking photos and watching movies than actually working

 

[nutcracker]

you make that sound so much worse than it actually was =P
and @Shadowdude, don't worry, she says that a lot haha x]

I tell it like it is Jim =P
And yes, I do say it a lot.
And yes, it is with good reason.
EVERYONE AROUND ME IS HORNY.
YES JIM, THAT INCLUDES YOU.

Oh and yes, careers advisors. Every careers lesson with our creepy always-smiling-in-a-retarded-way teacher was a bad memory. -shudder-

 

[violentdelights]

So many memories <3

- Busking in the quad
- Crawling around the class room meowing like a cat to piss this one teacher off
- Ghosting teachers, and strangers on the way to school
- Playing knock and run on unsuspecting classes
- Forming a massive cha cha line at school
- Making vids with my friends
- Splashing water on unsuspecting victims from the top floor
- Travelling to school has some of the best memories, I can't remember atm
- Accidently walking over a year sevener during lock down (physically walked on her)
- Turning the first period of the lesson into a Thank God You're Here episode (when the teacher walks in)
- Playing SOS secretly with a close friend in almost every english lesson, and winning every single game
- Public speaking comps
- Having slurpies for breakfast from the petrol station


A million more I can't think of.
And I'm not an obnoxious student AT ALL, I'm good and do well . Just enjoy getting a bit crazy.

 

[Bisu]

So many memories <3

- Busking in the quad
- Crawling around the class room meowing like a cat to piss this one teacher off
- Ghosting teachers, and strangers on the way to school
- Playing knock and run on unsuspecting classes
- Forming a massive cha cha line at school
- Making vids with my friends
- Splashing water on unsuspecting victims from the top floor
- Travelling to school has some of the best memories, I can't remember atm
- Accidently walking over a year sevener during lock down (physicaly walked on her)
- Turning the first period of the lesson into a Thank God You're Here episode (when the teacher walks in)
- Playing SOS secretly with a close friend in almost every english lesson, and winning every single game
- Public speaking comps
- Having slurpies for breakfast from the petrol station


A million more I can't think of.
And I'm not an obnoxious student AT ALL, I'm good and do well . Just enjoy getting a bit crazy.

lol that's frikken hilarious

 

[Boxes]

my best memory would be throwing clay at my year 7 arts teacher.

much up week was also prety good

 

[twistedrebel]

Well, as a higher Maths student - it's the best I can do =P

no dude its only you. Ask out this called chick and fuck her.

Bad memory: doing work, and doing shit in exams

good memories: camp, shit i done because of school, mates

nothing to special

 

[Shadowdude]

I was on Yahoo Answers and I read out a good question, "If you watch gay porn, does that make you gay?" Two minutes later, the PDHPE teacher pops his head into the room and says, "Only if you like it".

=)