Peeps! this is hot off the press! like, it happened just a while ago!!!
i was hanging out with some friends, and i saw nigel, and this gay dude was fully trying to hit on him, and nige went completely nuts! he chucked this gay dude like onto the road in the middle of traffic!!! i was like.. OMFG!!!
then he was like trying to fight my friend (hes like 7 foot) and my friend was like... dude! and nigel like totally broke my friends arm and like... SNAPPED HIS NUTS!!! WTF!!!!!!!
my friend is still crying now!!!! HOLY CRAP!!! this nigel dude is like so friggin nuts!!! i wouldnt want to be the teacher giving him 99%....