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I'm going into a maths faculty and I'd hate it - as I think of it in my mind now - if I ended up with another maths person as my girlfriend/partner/wife. Talking about matrices and topological algebraic manipulations or whatnot... <_<


Apparently all the hot chicks are in the Arts Faculty. I'm sure I'll find one there who doesn't go "OMG lol u do maffs? nerd. hehehehehehe, eww r u still here? get away!" but rather says, "Maths, eh? Intriguing. How about - I don't tell you about all the intricacies of the French language - along with grammar, diction and spelling - and you don't tell me about matrices, algebraic topology or non-linear vector transformations?" =P

I should write a love story along those lines. In fact, I shall!
 

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People who do B. Arts on it's own are freaking weird... they be so indie.
 

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Hey, two of my friends are considering doing that! Besides indie is good... sometimes. Like I first heard Estonian Indie Rock this year... annoying, but catchy. <_<
 

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Hey, two of my friends are considering doing that! Besides indie is good... sometimes. Like I first heard Estonian Indie Rock this year... annoying, but catchy. <_<
Then by my premise, which we have assumed true without flaw (since you did not refute), two of your friends are - verbatim - "freaking weird". :)
 

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Well, they both have an odd number of letters in their name.
 

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Err... well, I assume that since you are posting on the BOS you aren't "furiously pumping vagina at the speed of light"...

Though you may be "furiously pumping vagina at the speed of light" simultaneously to posting on the BOS and if so: can you teach me how to multi-task?
 

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Guys, if you want a girlfriend just stop looking. Just go out trying to make friends and then BAM you'll be in a girl's pants. True story, always happens with me :D
 

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Arcorn, but you probably aren't a somewhat-stereotypical Asian with eccentric tastes in everything =P

And still doesn't change the fact I only want to get into one girls pants and that I have such horribly high standards that only one person has really ticked essentially all the boxes.


sino, I'm sure if you talk to one... they'll like you. I heard you like Asians - and as much as I detest them, I figure if you're a white guy just offer them a green card or whatever it is and they'll be in your bed quicker than you can say something!

And I'm one year younger than you but in the same boat. Though I don't want pity sex. That's pity-ful. =P

I also have other reasons but they are long winded and possibly boring. I find them interesting though.
 

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>username is sinophile

well thats to be expected
Hey, that's an interesting etymology! I just got mine from a Ratchet and Clank game =P


Still, I don't know what you see in Chinese girls. I look at them and either go "Ewwwwww DO NOT WANT" or "Oh gawd, they look like my sister. Ewwwwwwwww".

Thus I live in the interesting scenario in which a girl seems attractive to me if she has dark hair and dark eyes with a skin tone that juxtaposes well, except if the hair or eyes turns to black and/or she looks in any way Asian. I don't think I could live with that.

But hey, you can - and with almost a billion Asian girls around, there are plenty to pick from.
 

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Lol, Asian girls.

And you're right Shadow, I'm not Asian, I'm Caucasian, blonde hair, blue eyes(all the girls like my eyes :D) so I don't have advice for you other than drop your standards and go for personality until you can talk to women. Or hell, find one that wants you, have sex with her and work out how to talk to women and then have sex with the girl you really want.
 

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So much testosterone in this thread. :/

Also, why does 'looking for love' = looking for sex?
 

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suling said:
So much testosterone in this thread. :/

Also, why does 'looking for love' = looking for sex?
Read line 2 then read line 1 to get your answer.
 

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Oh but Arcorn, if I have sex with someone else - I might not get the girl I'm targetting! She's very religious and she may not approve...

So I'll stick with friendships, as I have no standards that must be met for friends!


And virginity is awesome! Because... well, you know... there's an air of mystery about sex and we probably sound like nutcases glorifying it when really all it takes to lose one's virginity is to... well, you get the picture. <_<

I'm thinking too hard again...
 

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There is one advantage about being a virgin, going without sex isn't as bad...
 

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I have a bad feeling people will get addicted to sex once they are un-virgin-ised.

I suppose that's how the porn industry works... those nymphomaniacs, them!
 

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I have restraint, I didn't have sex yesterday even though I could have. Mainly because I've been going out with this girl for a week and I'd rather wait a little bit longer.
 

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So... what you're saying is you'll have sex with people after two weeks of dating them? Amazing world we live in...
 

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