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mp2250

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My only detention was one for not doing maths homework in year 8....
it was a really hot day and I got an air conditioned room, felt good 2 b gangsta :cool2:
 

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On different days: I said 'dopey cunt' to some kid in class. I was drinking apple juice in class. I didn't stop clicking my pen (because I'm an asshole). I said 'what the fuck' during a math exam. I told my teacher he was a dickhead because he said gays shouldn't be allowed married because 'they are destroying the sanctity of marriage' you know the marriage where a female is sold for 3 goats, and a cow to a guy aha. Wow what else. I was suspended (is this classes as detention? Not sure) for calling out the truth on a teacher who was playing favourites. She cried, I was suspended. I'm all about equality. Siri calls me equality. This doesn't come as a surprise. Yeah, I'm a rebel.
 

Swaan

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had like 50 detentions for coming late to school
 

Swaan

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step back

I only got detentions for not doing hw or not bringing a book to roll call lol
haha nah literally everyone got detentions for coming late, my school was strict af

even like 1 min late -> detention
have a legit excuse like bus was late -> detention
dog died -> detention
 

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calling teacher a shit cunt
telling the head teacher that he should be cruficied
not wearing correct shoes
locking teacher inside storeroom

good times
 

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punching up a kid two years below me
 

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Oh yeah, forgot to mention one...

I remember volunteering to do something so I can get out of class in year 7. Had a partner for it, partner walked into a pole and got a blood nose... I pissed myself laughing, teacher saw the whole thing, he thought he would teach me not to be an unsympathetic piece of shit and gave me an after school detention... I kept laughing, which didn't help, even the kid it happened to eventually found the funny side of it...
 

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- Stood on a chair to fix the Air con
- Had a fight with a Asian in the classroom
- Laughing at a teacher because he could not say "rendezvous"
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- Coming late to school
- Coming late to school
- Coming late to school
- Not going to the previous dention for coming late to school
- Once not doing my homework

probably some other shit i can't rmemeber right now, but definitely coming late lol
 

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