Wombat rape made man speak Strine (1 Viewer)

[boris]

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23440508-2,00.html

A NEW Zealand man has been sentenced to community work after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".

Orly

 

[bassistx]

Pmsl

 

[yer8899]

drugs

 

[scaredytiger]

dont drink kiddies. youll get raped by the alcomohol wombat.

 

[chicky_pie]

He must have some sort of Maori blood in him.

 

[Captain Gh3y]

Wombats are strong motherfuckers

if one wanted to rape you, there's probably nothing you could do to stop it

 

[Nat3skiz]

Wombats are strong motherfuckers

if one wanted to rape you, there's probably nothing you could do to stop it

share your traumatic experience with us.

 

[mr_brightside]

Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose.

so if ewe lye on da phone its criminul?

 

[Omium]

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23440508-2,00.html



Orly

I knew this story would find its way in this section

 

[Mumma]

Why is this in light and offbeat news?

 

[MaNiElla]

^ It should be moved to L&R.

 

[Omium]

^ It should be moved to L&R.

Ageed

 

[poWerdrY]

lolgasm

but seriously, the cops were too harsh on him
i mean tonnes of drunks and brawlers and even some murderers get off scotch free
but this guy
just for doing some funnyass prank gets 70 hours community service
have people no sense of humour these days?

 

[chicky_pie]

WHAT?? dont you believe this guy??

i get raped by wombats on a regular basis..

You must be Kiwi

 

[Zrap]

Might get a Maori tribal tat of a wombat raping a person.