Worst way of getting dumped.. or worst excuse for a break up (1 Viewer)

[olchik]

I think that the worst way to break up with your bf/gf is to tell him/her that you have somebody else and you want to be with him/her instead.

 

[Kaiser Zero]

I remember when Schrozza dumped his gf via borrowed literotica stories.. pretty cruel.

 

[supergirl]

Worst one for me was this guy I had liked for SO LONG played the gay card.
We'd been together a month or so [no biggie, i know, but it was in year 9] and said "I'm sorry... It's not you, it's boys".

Ahem.

 

[Kaiser Zero]

He must've been a real piece of shit, pretending to be gay is getting down to the lowness of a black-prostitute.

 

[bscienceboi]

<TheVirus> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped
by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video
tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating
the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to
her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the
camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits
the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.
<alexandr-> you didn't keep eating the brownies did you?
<TheVirus> sure did
<TheVirus> i was hungry

 

[ElGronko]

Okies people i am opening up a can of worms here...

On saturday night my girlfriend of a month or so (do guys really count exactly how long) dumped me by sms saying she 'just wanted to be friends' and that with uni i was trying to 'plan my life where she was just trying to discover her life'...

Long story short... dumped by sms by a bullshit reason and i want to know the worst way you have been dumped, or the lamest break up excuse

Kill her cat.

 

[bscienceboi]

Some people actually propose via SMS

lame.