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the german dude says veal
It's a generic taste. Maybe you should ask a cannibal.

By all reports answers have ranged from chicken to pork
i actually did some reading on this and apparently it varies on the cut of human you have because there is a variation of red and white meat throughout the body
 

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it must be cannibal season
 

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Just to make it clear now, this thread is for news related zombie stories. Generic zombie talk should be moved to non-school.
 

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there seems to ba a disproportionate number in recent times
 

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or maybe.. this shit happens every year but we haven't really taken much notice of it until now

what's certain though is that the story of the homeless man's face being eaten off on the side of a highway has brought a shitload of attention to the whole "zombie apocalypse"
 

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world's population is edging 7billion people

there have always been a crazy cannibalistic few

Probably arguable that cannibalism was rampant and more prominent long before our time?
 

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cannibalism ain't even against the law in japan!

fancy chef over there got his penis surgically removed and served it up to some rich dinner guests
 

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people are beginning to mistake cannibalism for zombies

Some people are even commenting on news articles suggesting there is a zombie virus... implying people have been reanimated from the dead and have cravings for braaiinnnnnn
 

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Yeah. The act of murdering and eating someone's flesh is simply cannibalistic... But when you look up and growl primitively at at police officer while munching on a dude's face then continue unfazed by a gunshot wound, that's textbook characteristics of a zombie.
 

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maybe he just wanted the taste but not the calories. kind of how some people spit out food after chewing it?
 

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