[IMPORTANT] i think i have a problem (1 Viewer)

[BlueNess]

is their wanything i can do to treat it by myself?

get new friends?

 

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[benhaddad]

get new friends?

i agree

 

[tallkid34]

ummm thank you?

soo i'm booked in for monday arvo. I think i'll just have to suck it up and tell him. i hope he doesn't have to see.... i;m afraid my penis isn't very large. =[

I dont care whether you're a troll or not.

But its amusing how you put a thread about your friends ripping your foreskin into the love/relationships forum....

 

[pman]

this thread is the best laugh i've had all week, now i'm gonna go ead xkcd

 

[Daipire]

So a couple of mates had a sleepover and everything yeah? But the lads thought it'd be funny to play a joke on me. Stupid asians tried to pull down my foreskin while i was sleeping. Now i hadn't experienced this before and they pulled it down with such force that my actual foreskin ripped. I'm extremely embarrassed and don't know who i should consult... it now pains me to pee and wank.

Jerome Williams.

Disinfect that bitch, if it split on the little skin bridge-y thing between the forskin and the head, it'll be fine, thats the thing that the jews cut anyway.

Dont ask how i know this, it had to do with alcohol, a hot (ish) looking girl and getting overly excited, which i didn't know could happen...

This is probably the most revealing post i've done, but it's for a good cause...

(by the by, mines fine, so if there are any lady types out there....)

 

[Nebuchanezzar]

yes listen to that guy and pour some disinfectant on it

i reccomend bleach and/or cloudy ammonia and perhaps even some draino! pine-o-fresh works wonders on ripped, tender foreskins i hear

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