is it wrong to masterbate with fruit? (1 Viewer)

[David Spade]

BOTH

or either

yeahhh

 

[black_kat_meow]

ahahaha

 

[Mudkip94]

Apple pie.

 

[Carrotsticks]

kitchen cutlery > fruit

Yeah a potato peeler is always win.

 

[spyborg]

durian rotfl

 

[SnowFox]

Yeah a potato peeler is always win.

Rolling Pin?

 

[ay0_x]

Melon baller.

 

[SnowFox]

Melon baller.

You find rimming degrading but you would get off using a melon baller? GTFO.

 

[ay0_x]

You find rimming degrading but you would get off using a melon baller? GTFO.

Thought we were playing word association. >_>

 

[ninetypercent]

Apple pie.

ouch.

 

[ay0_x]

ouch.

As if...

If I was a guy, apple pie would seriously be my first choice.

 

[Riet]

ahaha fuck i remember a girl explaining on the train to her friends (I was the only other person in the carriage and half asleep, mustnt have thought I could hear) how you have to warm them up cos if you get a carrot out of the fridge its too cold for your vag. I had to fight back cracking up laughing so hard

 

[ninetypercent]

As if...

If I was a guy, apple pie would seriously be my first choice.

ohh i was imagining a hot apple pie from macdonalds

 

[Omie Jay]

ohh i was imagining a hot apple pie from macdonalds

nah they're way too crunchy

 

[evil_kitten]

LOL
are you serious?

 

[dux&src]

As if...

If I was a guy, apple pie would seriously be my first choice.

If i were in such a position, i'd rather eat it.

 

[ay0_x]

If i were in such a position, i'd rather eat it.

We'll halve it...

JUUUST KIDDING.

I never defoul fruit because I was on a trip overseas and saw two kids dumpster diving. They ate overripe bananas and stuff. As if it's not bad enough, can't imagine that covered in someone's cooch juice.

 

[Omie Jay]

ahaahhahaha, cooch!

never heard that one before!

 

[dux&src]

We'll halve it...

JUUUST KIDDING.

I never defoul fruit because I was on a trip overseas and saw two kids dumpster diving. They ate overripe bananas and stuff. As if it's not bad enough, can't imagine that covered in someone's cooch juice.

Oh no, no no no.
I meant to say eat it before it was smothered by any kind of juice/jizz etc cause that's gross, eww..

 

[ay0_x]

Oh no, no no no.
I meant to say eat it before it was smothered by any kind of juice/jizz etc cause that's gross, eww..

Lmfao I know.