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also the "over 9000" is a dragonball z reference

if the kid talks like that in real life then there is problem 1. problem 2 is school and everyone in it are tools. problem 3 is the kid says he tries hard to fit in, always bad. problem 4 is i skipped to the last page and have no idea what we are currently talking about

spounge cake with shit loads of cream

your friend sounds like a cocaine addict, or it sounds like she will become one. instead of asking us though you should do some research on medical sites

lmao. she is so serious about it

jackin it to your own piece of literiture...to me thats like masturbating while looking at a mirror

yeah code geass is pretty awesome. evangelion is my favourite series ever. death note is also awesome. really into hellsing at the moment (manga, hellsing ultimate). so many good anime series and movies. too many to list. genshiken is really really good. its my second favourite series ever

you're a lesbian?! the novelty of meeting one wore off after my mum became a lesbian.

you could have told me she was a guy before i jacked it...

ok, in all seriousness now. unless a guy is shallow and womanising he doesnt like a woman to fuck around with him. thats about it. if he's into the whole "lets fuck and be friends thing" then fine. if his attitude isnt like that before or after you have sex then he is not. hm...i just realised i...

i have found that this pick up line never fails: "does this smell like chloroform to you?"

i dunno, you might just be a social retard, i have no advice for that

1. they make a good substitute for stress balls 2. of course, everyone should respect women that are open to the idea of sleeping around 3. my mum gave one to me once and told me it was a lolly. i was 10. 4. let me yell out her hotter sister's name 5. nothing, poop comes from there. i may as...

yeah...i cant be fucked being original so - troll troll troll, troll, troll troll

that's equally as cliche as his question. k dude, i'll give you real advice. listen to her. don't talk about yourself much, or at all. its a fact that people like to talk about themselves when they think others are interested in what they have to say because it raises their sense of self worth...

Re: Hottest Sexual Fantasy?? WE CAN ALL PISS ON HER FACE! COME ON!

then draw lines one centimetre apart on your penis and tell her its your new ruler

you are all gay. the best game ever is 3D Rape Machine

Re: anniversary presents for guys!! i sent the bitch a smilie face, bitches love smiley faces

the last time i told a guy he could cum on my face he rammed his cock up my nose and i was crying jizz for a week...