"proud to be a virgin" is a saying made up by obese women.
the only good thing about being a virgin is that masturbating is still the best thing you have ever felt
i really like DDR. i'm 25 and my mum doesnt let me go to dance clubs or parties so this is the closest thing i get. i drink heaps of coke-a-cola and see how long i can dance for without falling over
Fatty Bear and Putt Putt is pretty scary. All the Dora the explorer games scare the shit outta me. Barbie is a good one. um...and cooking mama. FEAR is only scary if you are 3 years old
ascii porn. that stuff is so hot, specially when they use the numbers and letters just right to add in those extra little details, like veins on the penis
thats a cool idea...or instead, here's a better one. we hook you up with someone of the same sex gender and buy you a hotel and you create your own faggy clans alone...away from society