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Name: Your Sister's Sister (2012) Language: English Tomatometer: 83 Metacritic: 72 Type: comedy drama bla bla bla, Surprise, white people being promiscuous ... Again! Verdict: 5/10 White people + alcohol = fucking your sister.

Name: Gravity (2013) Language: English Tomatometer: 97 Metacritic: 96 Type: sci fi Excellent film, beautiful cgi and Sandra Bullock is still very doable at the age of 50. Verdict: 8/10 Wait what? Let me get this straight, White men prohibits the Chinese from participating in the ISS...

Name: To Be Takei (2014) Language: English Tomatometer: 91 Metacritic: 66 Type: documentary To be Takei can be summerised as To Be Japanese American Gay who played on Star Trek and lived in internment camp, that's it. Verdict: 5/10 Takei is really into white men.

Name: Castle in the Sky Laputa 天空の城ラピュタ (1986) Language: Japanese Tomatometer: 95 Metacritic: n/a Type: anime ALMOST 30 YEARS, THIS SHIT IS STILL THE KING OF ALL ANIME, AND MIYAZAKI IS THE KAMISAMA Verdict: 10/10 And the best "carrying you" cover is by a ... white person?

Name: Frank (2014) Language: English Tomatometer: 92 Metacritic: 75 Type: drama Another boring film about ... white people's music. Verdict: 6/10 Too bad, you don't even get to see Maggie Gyllenhaal's tits.

Name: Boyhood (2014) Language: English Tomatometer: 98 Metacritic: 100 Type: drama Wow, 12 years in just 2h 45 min. This film is like watching time lapse photography of the characters, seeing the two children growing up and the family turmoil. This film is as much about Samantha and Mason...

Name: The Guest (2014) Language: English Tomatometer: 89 Metacritic: 76 Type: thriller, action A enjoyable thriller, especially the high school revenge part, with a really unrealistic plot twist at the end, enjoyable but forgettable. Verdict: 7/10 The moment bullet drills into this guy's...

Name: Confessions 告白 (2010) Language: Japanese Tomatometer: 80 Type: drama Matsu Takako is this absolutely confusing thriller. This film is more about hot schoolgirls jumping around in short sailor uniform skirts than anything else. If you're into Japanese schoolgirls, watch this movie you pedo...

Thanks, added to my download queue.

Name: The Skeleton Twins (2013) Language: English Tomatometer: 87 Metacritic: 74 Type: drama THe film that involves cheating girlfriend, paedophilia and of course, the unavoidable theme of GAY. Verdict: 8/10 THis movie has too much secrets.

Name: Lost in Translation (2003) Language: English Tomatometer: 95 Metacritic: 89 Type: drama Another film centered around Scarlet Johansson's pussy. Not that interesting, it's called lost in translation because no one can translate japanese to English apparently. Verdict: 6/10 What...

Name: Match Point (2005) Language: English Tomatometer: 76 Metacritic: 72 Type: drama Excellent film that shows men still loves money more than pussies, even it's Scarlet Johansson's pussy. A very suspenseful film, though somewhat predicable. Verdict: 8/10 Spoiler alert: this is what you...

Please do not kill Hayat Boumeddiene, she's hot.

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Name: The Invisible War (2012) Language: English Tomatometer: 98 Metacritic: 75 Type: Documentary Excellent documentary showing just how big the epidemic of rape culture in the American Armed Forces, and the difficulty in getting a conviction. Verdict: 8/10

Name: Best Kept Secret (2013) Language: English Tomatometer: 100 Metacritic: 100 Type: Documentary Documentary about this JFK school (seriously, how many fucking JFK schools are there in America?) for children with disability, boring, does not deserve the high ratings it got. Verdict: 5/10...

Name: Genius On Hold (2013) Language: English Tomatometer: 83 Metacritic: 66 Type: Documentary This is doc about the life of Walter L. Shaw, yet at the same time it tries to be a doc about the evil of corporation, extremely biased in narration. Compared corporation structure of America to that...

Name: Pride (2014) Language: English Tomatometer: 92 Metacritic: 79 Type: historical drama Gay and Lesbian has hijacked the word "Pride"!? And among other things such as pervert and faggots. Well this film shows the history of how LGBT groups managed to convince the world that their activity is...

Name: How to survive a plague (2012) Language: English Tomatometer: 99 Metacritic: 86 Type: documentary With 90% of the video taken from the 80 and 90, this documentary looks old, but it is well put together and you will be emotionally drawn in. Although can't say I 100% sorry for the aids...

Name: First Position (2012) Language: English Tomatometer: 93 Metacritic: 72 Type: documentary Beautiful doc about the lives of young ballerina and their family. There is one tough Asian tiger mother in every industry I guess. Verdict: 9/10 Miko Fogarty is now 17