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Name: Cold in July (2014) Language: English Tomatometer: 85 Metacritic: 73 Type: thriller An American Southern thriller full of suspense. Verdict: 8/10 Bash her face in! Don't watch this movie if you've got a weak stomach.

Name: Jodorowsky's Dune (2014) Language: English, French Tomatometer: 98 Metacritic: 79 Type: documentary Beautifully looking documentary about how fucking close we were to get Dune instead of Star Wars. If Jodorowsky didn't fuck up, the entire geek landscape would completely different...

Name: Muscle Shoals (2013) Language: English Tomatometer: 96 Metacritic: 75 Type: documentary This documentary is very good because even if you don't care about Western music, you'll still appreciate the history, the conflicts and the determination of the people behind all of it. Verdict: 8/10

Name: Sound City (2013) Language: English Tomatometer: 100 Metacritic: 76 Type: documentary A doc about a recording studio, I'm not into music, let alone Western music, let alone Western rock music, let alone Western rock music from the 60s.. Muscle Shoals is much better doc in that aspect...

Name: A brony Tale (2014) Language: English Tomatometer: 100 Type: documentary well now I know what bronies are, that's grown men into little girlly cartoon. Oops, gentle role is bad. Verdict: 6/10

Actually, she's been running freely around the house and outside for the past two weeks because my parents are overseas. Hopefully she'll outgrow the need for suckling on nipples. If I put her on my lap, she'll just trying to find my nipples to suck on. And since it's summer, I'm always naked...

http://i1150.photobucket.com/albums/o615/FinancialWar/N7100_20150101233046505_zps6a5fa52b.jpg Picture of my cat suckling my man nipple, click at your own peril. Sucking my man nipple?! Is this normal for a kitten?

Name: The Shining (1980) Language: English Tomatometer: 92 Metacritic: 61 Type: horror I can't understand why this movie has achieved a cult status? Mediocre in every aspects. Verdict: 6/10 Nice tits.

Name: Room 237 (2013) Language: English Tomatometer: 93 Metacritic: 80 Type: Documentary You have to be joking me, how in the world did this documentary, I mean comedy get such good reviews??! Now that's a mystery. First of all, The Shining does not deserve it's own documentary, second of all...

Name: Big Men (2014) Language: English & some African languages Tomatometer: 100 Metacritic: 90 Type: Documentary A very documentary that explore the relationship between Ghana government, the oil company Kosmos, investment banks, the citizens of Ghana and the rebels after the discovery of oil...

Name: The perks of being a wallflower (2012) Language: English Tomatometer: 85 Metacritic: 67 Type: Drama Not in the same league as Juno, but at least I know the perk of being in the Harry Potter movies. You get to make tons of money by appearing in B movies. Verdict: 5/10 The chick on the...

Name: Hannah Arendt (2012) Language: German, English Tomatometer: 88 Metacritic: 69 Type: Drama Hannah Arendt, as a Jew trying to defend a Nazi. The whole point of the film is, if you murder people because you're simply following an order or the law, then you should be not guilty of crime...

Name: Omar (2014) Language: Arabic Tomatometer: 91 Metacritic: 75 Type: Drama How dafaq did this movie not win the best foreign film oscar? Verdict: 9/10 Poor kiwis, apparently no one gives a shit about New Zealand.

Name: Blue Ruin (2014) Language: English Tomatometer: 96 Metacritic: 77 Type: Thriller Never knew a movie funded by a mere kickstarter compaign can be this good, puts Hollywood crap to shame. Verdict: 8/10 Boom, headshot!

Name: The Good Lie (2014) Language: English & some African Tomatometer: 97% Metacritic: 65% Type: drama Another movie by Falardeau (Monsieur Lazhar), Witherspoon as the employment agent trying to find job for African refugees, who all happens to be religious nutcases. Verdict: 5/10 Yep...

Name: Monsieur Lazhar (2012) Language: French Tomatometer: 97% Audience Score: 86% Type: drama This is a wonderful film about a new Arabic teacher and his relationships with students after the suicide of their previous teacher at the school. Verdict: 8/10 Didn't know they speak French in...

Name: Ida (2014) Language: Polish Tomatometer: 96% Audience Score: 80% Type: drama 4:3 format, black and white. A beautifully made film of the yesteryears. You need patience to watch this, you know one of those arty pansy kind of film. Verdict: 6/10 Nun finally gets laid.

Name: Turn me on, Dammit (2012) Language: Norwegian Tomatometer: 93% Audience Score: 70% Type: comedy What a daring film that explorers teen sexuality and social structure. Verdict: 9/10 Wish I did my high school in Norway...

What??! Johansson had a wonderful year, Lucy was a box office success, and possible sequels. Under the skin was suppose to be an experimental film anyway, it got excellent critics which was the main purpose of the movie any way but too wtf for most people. Not to mention her role in Chef and...

Name: Jiro Dreams of Sushi (2012) Language: Japanese Tomatometer: 99% Audience Score: 91% Type: documentary A perfect documentary about a man's quest to become the perfect Sushi chef. Everything about this film is perfection. I would never have imagined a film about a food can look this...