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That's bullshit. You will know if it's bad. And if you're a virgin on your wedding night, the sex WILL be bad. No question about it.

Oh my god, TIGHTS! want want want want

Mine arrived this week. It went to my parents house, which is weird because I changed my address a while ago and I've been getting enrolment info mailed to my current address. Whatevs. Last student card evar.

Best route for an 18th is a house party. Cater with pizza, or you could probably get a basic spit roast caterer for around your budget.

At that sort of budget, for those numbers, you wouldn't be looking at a sit-down dinner anywhere. Finger food only. If it's an 18th, I'd guess some people who will be attending will not be 18 yet, so you need a venue that would allow them to come. Your best bet would be an RSL, or some sort...

Last night I had a dream where I was running from a machine similar to that in the Incredibles. But I'd watched the movie that night so it's not too surprising that I dreamed about it.

lots.

- Eating something I've been craving - Cooking - Hearing my bf's keys in the door - Dancing all night - Random hilarious text messages

In Wetherill Park there's a baking warehouse which has EVERYTHING made out of icing- dozens of different kinds of flowers, animals, lovehearts etc - and they have a retail shop. They also sell cake moulds and piping bags and food colouring and all things cakey. Parents live near there so it's...

I have a lorikeet, but he lives with my parents because we can't have pets in our apartment. This is Ziggy- He's fab.

I'm hoping the obesity epidemic takes care of pension costs.

I agreed to drive home from penrith after a night out, to pick him up and drive him to work in the morning. Instead of sleep. And I only whinged a little bit.

Yeah I'm like 155ish and 41. And yeah I could stand to gain a few but I'd look shit if I was 50 kilos. Go on the model diet. Water, cigarettes and a salad on the side.

Yeah I haven't bought one, since first year (when I think you got one free with your USU haha). In my fifth and final year now, and I'm not going to get one. You'd have to eat at the manning bbq every day and attend every event at manning to get your money's worth.

Last year (or 2008, whatevs) had the lowest road roll since some time in the 50s, so there was always going to be a spike in the road toll in the following years.

I like birthdays, it's a good excuse to get out of the house.

TBH I don't think it will ever happen. I don't know how they can say that an 18 year old is responsible enough to join the army, to drive, to vote etc, but they're not responsible enough to drink. Really, all these kids who drink drive are drinking at house parties anyway, where RSA is not...

Nah it's retching. Those customers who are like "Every time I come here, there's something wrong...", "These people can't make coffee for shit", "The wait here is so long" wah wah wah So don't come here. Easy fixed.

Maccas is the best food while drunk and when hungover.

I've been looking for bar type work. I put out 4 resumes with no response (other than one "no positions available"). Put out another 4 last thursday, went in to meet the manager on friday, got a trial shift on sunday (which I think went well, I can pour a beer now haha). They said they'd...