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Haha a cheeseburger and a frozen coke is my hangover cure, too. But I didn't want to drive to maccas so I had mi goreng. Maybe I'll have maccas for lunch. Hrmm. And I also want french fries and maybe nuggets and sweet and sour sauce.

Sydney uni does specify that you can't get a concession unless you're unemployed. But fuck it eh. Everyone lies and I don't think the uni cares.

My friend and I were yelling at the TV when we saw this on TT. Private schools are allowed to be selective about who they let in. That's sort of the point of them. And they have rules about uniform and appearance that you have to follow, because they're trying to maintain a standard. It's not...

I hate customers that point at what they want. Say the name on the label. If there's no label, describe it. Say "Bottom shelf, in the middle". Say SOMETHING.

Hydrant Pump? Happy Penguins? Hokey Pokey? Hooker (with a) Penis? I don't know.

Yeah Zoe I suppose if you're in the loos at the very back of the plane it's a bit easier because no seats are facing you. And wet dreams... Mile High Club: Solo Airman badge only.

I'm not sure. It was my first relationship, so I was pretty shit at everything. But I didn't do anything malicious, I was just a noob.

He called the break. Then got mad at me when I decided I was actually happier when I wasn't with him. That, and he recently met one of my friends on a night out and told him *something*. My friend won't say what (and I don't want to know), but he says it was bad. So 2 years after we broke...

Yeah the longer you have your licence with a perfect record, the easier it is to get away with your first offence.

Meh, I'm not fussy. If I'm hungry, I'll eat whatever they serve up.

We use some hand-me-downs. My bf's dad bought some new knives and gave us the old ones. Oohh he bought these Tojiro knives and suddenly everything I cut was butter. Carrots= butter Pumpkin= butter Pineapple= butter Soooo good.

You have earned the award of Mile High Club- Solo airman.

That would be my suggestion exactly, Graney. As long as you have tissues available or can easily duck into the loo for a cleanup. PLAN AHEAD.

I'd probably only do it in one of those private rooms with a bed in the fancy new planes. They cost like a bajillion dollars though, so it's not likely to ever happen.

No. I'm not keen on sex in a loo. Can't be hygienic.

You'd have to scout out the bathroom before you both went in. One of you would have to be small enough to perch on the sink while the other stands. It could work. I don't know how you'd do it without anyone knowing, unless it was a particularly long flight and there was no queue for the loo.

I think you have to be pretty skinny to fit two people in the toilet cubicle. Try being a solo airman in the mile high club first? Iono.

When I say "I've got a green bag" before you start scanning my stuff, don't just look at me like a stunned mullet. Take it off me and pack it. The last few times I've been to Coles, I've offered them my green bag and they've just stared at me and not even tried to pack it. Like "If you've...

Re: them cityrail moments i hate tuberculosis as well

Re: them cityrail moments +1 to hating fat people on trains. Esp since I'm a small person so they tend to think they can fit next to me. No. You cannot.