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Queensland is now like Venice. With crocodiles.

Some people have no respect for others' property. I gave a series of books to a friend to borrow, and she gave them to about 10 people after her. I didn't get the books back for months, and they were all torn, scuffed and dog-eared when I did get them back. Cunts.

Re: At least 14 dead in Victoria bushfires Looking at the footage, the houses are completely destroyed. I don't know how much chance you'd have of surviving inside one of them. The trick would have been to get out much earlier, instead of waiting for the fire to reach their backyards.

Out of curiosity, what would Aboriginal people have gained from farming?

Agriculture is hard work. It gets really fucking hot in Australia. The less work you have to do, the better.

I think I still like my original 1-10 scale. But I do like the binary system as well.

Oh god I love max brenner. Love love love love. Hmmmmm maybe I'll go there tomorrow for dessert.

Re: Drugs kill daughter, parents blame unscrupulous people for taking advantage of he Be careful though, because people have been writing false pill reports in order to sell shitty gear. It's sometimes better to ask the forum people, but I'm sure they'll get annoyed by "PILL INFO REQUEST- pink...

Icecream or something sweet. Might pick some up later.

Re: Drugs kill daughter, parents blame unscrupulous people for taking advantage of he Ham wallet.

Where does all the skin come from? How do they sleep? Those leopard print titties aren't boobs. They're chest-mounted storage bags for basketballs.

The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires....

This is the product of 13 years of PE. Drinking copious amounts of alcohol is uncool! Drugs are for losers! I'm HIGH ON LIFE! But the second these kids get into uni they'll be giving head for coke.

3/4 of a massive burger from Citrus cafe in Newtown. With wedges and a chocolate milkshake. Chips w/ salsa and french onion dip Watersss Orange iceblock Chocolate icecream Spaghetti bolognese Yep.

I've been purchasing silly cheap sunnies, so if I scratch/lose/break/leave them in car til they melt, it doesn't matter so much. As long as they have a decent UV rating, all is well.

Carry blister plasters and offer them to the girls who so stupidly wear heels to the first week of uni.

Christ turns water into wine and some Christians don't drink because of their faith. Que?

Internet job hunting has limited goodness. I applied to tonnes of bars online, for example, with a fab cover letter and never heard back from anyone. However, I applied for a tutoring job (which turned out not to be so good) and had an interview within 24 hours. Same with Boost Juice, back...

I need a job, have been unemployed for most of summer and the money is running out... Will fix up resume and spam it out. Job hunting is so bleh and marghle.

I'm in Melbourne for the weekend, and my boyfriend says he doesn't do Valentine's day. Fair enough. I'm not one to demand flowers and chocolates.