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yeah, but it's not exactly the same, really, because it's not like a sudden explosion of the stuff right into the back of your throat.

newtown is lovely, but i don't think i'd actually do very well living there, because i still have a bit of snob in me so some newtownites are a bit terrifying. so that's why i like glebe a bit more, because i guess it's just a bit more of an upper middle-class ponce-fest.

oh my god, all these places mentioned are deplorable. north sydney, neutral bay, paddington, glebe, darlinghurst are probably the best in terms of relative niceness, convenience, and closeness to the cbd.

yeah, i definitely get nervous around people i think are particularly amazing. probably why all the people i've slept with have been non-threatening and easy to boss around. but i kind of like the horribly nervous but excited feeling of liking someone lots and then plucking up the courage to...

it definitely does exist, and more often than not it can be a terrible burden. i never thought i was capable of love, but now i know i am, and it's kind of awful because you actually care about another person. selflessness is rough on the soul. if i were you, i'd stick to a life without love. :p

i have no idea how much i weigh, but i know i've put on unwanted weight because my clothes are too tight. really should stop drinking and smoking... it only leads to massive junk food consumption :s

women definitely have higher standards, however 90% of men are bastards who reside at the very bottom of the proverbial barrel, so we tend to have to settle for the most shitty dregs of society (men in general).

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated? probably in the shared bathroom when i was in the crazy hospital, also on the heated floor of my hospital room. oh, and lying across my friend while he slept.

of course loads of girls do. there's a reason why, when you go into a sex shop, there are so many toys that are lady-friendly and non-threatening. it's just that the male species is not allowed to enjoy us doing it, or think about it, or get around by thinking about it. just don't even try to...

it's annoying when guys just pound away like animals. and the flipping over, so irritating. and it's annoying when they speak or try to be funny, because they NEVER are. just shut up, don't make a sex face or noises, get your cock out, don't make me look at it, and put it in. and, for god's...

i'm probably just imagining it, but it grosses me out either way. i swear i can feel a semen-y film around my throat for days. OH GOD, MAYBE I AM CULTIVATING SEMEN IN MY THROAT LIKE A GREENHOUSE. shit

because it's where we have our most important meetings! esp when boys are around - we need to gather so we can discuss them and analyse the situation/what we want things to progress to.

1. penises are like mutant alien spawn. 2. respect? male? 3. vile. ape-like 4. imagination sex. ie pretend. 5. it's peasant behaviour 6. none 7. no 8. sex with castration finale

no, that's very wrong. mine and the girlfriend's BFWB loves us much more than we him. boys are babies

so how about friends with three-way benefits? how lucky would a boy be to get that! ;)

pj harvey - rid of me patti smith - horses david bowie - station to station nico - chelsea girl the smiths - the queen is dead television - marquee moon kate bush - hounds of love depeche mode - music for the masses the stone roses - s/t

swallowing is only for special occasions (or if one is too tired/drunk to be bothered to do anything else - this is rare, though) it makes everything taste like penis for days :( and you can feel it in the back of your throat for ages and the most important thing is that the guy gives a...

be vince noir-esque, stab my girlfriend's vagina repeatedly.

i like angry girl music sick of it all - the distillers who the fuck? - pj harvey snake - pj harvey 50ft queenie - pj harvey rub 'til it bleeds - pj harvey rock 'n' roll nigger - patti smith oh bondage, up yours - x-ray spex i am a cliche - x-ray spex violet - hole bang - yeah yeah yeahs man -...