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I'm craving Kettle Chips so bad that it's not funny. I can almost taste the salty goodness rightnao.

Not enough money to get myself a can of creaming soda goodness. FML FOR REAL.

Also, some hot people fanning me with giant leaves.

Ice cold coconut juice straight out of a coconut. A hammock to go with my coconut juice.

Re: them cityrail moments People are so shit. Last week a guy farted on the train and it smelt as if he took a dump in his pants. Nobody even flinched.

Depends on the guy really. Stick thin legs or peanut legs do not help.

Bosch is too cold.

C'mon man. Maybe her younger sister then.

Re: them cityrail moments Awww, that's just precious.

It's that chick from Gossip Girl.

Apparently a lot.

I like raw red ones in my salad

Uslut!

Yeah, I hate it too. I just don't say anything or change the topic when a friend starts complaining about x body part. I think she got the message that I'm not interested in playing that complain-> compliment game because she doesn't complain to me anymore.

Dunno but you might want to get some hairspray.

Did not glue my arse to a chair and did not do maths :( Will shower and then glue myself to a chair and do maths.

Going to glue my arse to a chair and do some maths.

SluttyMcSlut fo lyf.

39 I WIN :party:

Monday looks puketastic.