Anti-Jokes (2 Viewers)

[Epistemophobia]

Got some good anti jokes? Feel free to share.




Whats worse than finding a fly in your soup?


The Holocaust.

 

[Absolutezero]

The Aristocrats is good, but there is no way I can tell it here. But here's a link to a site with heaps of them:

http://www.aristocratsjokes.com/joke.php?id=2106&listtype=3


What's the difference between a frisky rabbit and a tub of margarine?

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Lot's of things.


Personally, I prefer meta-jokes.

 

[Epistemophobia]

Yeh, they are quite good, just long, though i agree most of the time the length is the point.

 

[sam04u]

What do you call a camel with three humps?

A camel with a cancerous growth.

 

[sam04u]

How do you get a black man out of your tree?

With respect to his cultures and traditions.




What do you get when you a throw a penny between two Jews?

Two fine people to offer you back your penny.

 

[sam04u]

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Are you alright ma'am? Is there anything I can help you with?

 

[sam04u]

write better ones!! they're dumb!

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?"

the horse says, "well actually my son was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis today"

Shut it slag.

 

[Absolutezero]

Three blind mice enter a bar, but because of their physical handicap, it would be wrong to derive humour from the situation.

Assuming the context is early evening, and the two individuals are not coming from any drink-selling establishment, two drunks walk into a bar, which results in an irregularity, as drunks normally walk out of a bar.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a bit stupid and the whole scene unfolds with tedious inevitability.

 

[Epistemophobia]

shit hey.

How do you make a mime yell?

Throw a brick at his face.

 

[sam04u]

What do you call an abo kicking a can along a street?

Disenfranchised youth venting his frustration.

 

[sam04u]

What do you do when you see your T.V floating in the air at night?

See a psychiatrist.

 

[Absolutezero]

What do you do when you see your T.V floating in the air at night?

See a psychiatrist.

Yep, I second-guessed the punchline. I'm going hell for racism. :~|

 

[lucyclairesmith]

what does Michael Jackson have in common with a plastic bag?

one holds things and one molests kids

 

[Epistemophobia]

Why does the little boy say a prayer before he goes to sleep?


Because his father comes in at 2am and rapes him.

 

[Epistemophobia]

Why did the girl fall off the swing?



Cause she had no arms!

laugh.

 

[Absolutezero]

A priest is given is given a rooster, and promptly looses it. He walks around the church yelling "Has anyone seen my cock?"

And all the altar boys stand up...

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And say "No, I haven't seen it"

 

[sam04u]

How do you get 10 irishmen on your roof?

Ask them nicely for help with tiling your roof.

 

[Absolutezero]

So I was reading the encyclopedia and I looked up Practical Joke, and it said:

Practical joke - See fooling someone

Flip to the page;

Fooling Someone - See practical joke

Repeat Ad Naseum...

 

[Epistemophobia]

Which dictionary are you looking in? My one says:

Dictionary n pl-aries 1 Book consisting of an alphabetical list of words with their meanings.

laughs. i concer

 

[Epistemophobia]

Why did the plane crash?




Because its pilot was a carrot.