Best+Worst of Teacher Quotes and Habits (1 Viewer)

[Ms. BRIGHTSIDE]

Its kinda funny.


And brightside?
I dont think so, though its a bit immoral (but he lives like right near everyone so).

When I had my 18th my english teacher said that he couldn't go as he would probably lose his job.
But then my legal teacher was all cut that I didn't invite him. Iono.

 

[sonyaleeisapixi]

When I had my 18th my english teacher said that he couldn't go as he would probably lose his job.
But then my legal teacher was all cut that I didn't invite him. Iono.

Weird. I had my modern, ancient and english teachers at mine, but it was formal sit down dinner party at a bar, sooo. Yeah.

I guess its all circumstantial and whatever. And unless someone made a complaint I dont think anything could happen.

 

[aimhigh10]

worst: teachers who spend the whole lesson talking about their past life and giving stories about how they got divorced or something

 

[dance2urownbeat]

My Chem teachers and lecturers have had the best ones.

At a Chem lecture in the holidays:

'Imagine if you kicked your toe on something really kickish.'
'This pen is made of potato.'
About a reaction with Sodium and Chlorine: 'It'll be going 'hey man, where's my electron gone?'

And in class, we were talking about examples of compounds, atoms, elements, mixtures etc.
Teacher: So who can think of some mixtures found in society?
Student: What about in manboobs, like there's a mixture of fat and water.
Teacher: Manboobs? What is manboobs?
*class laughs*
Teachers: I... what... what is funny?

Pity said teacher couldn't actually teach for crap.

aha i swear everyone in our grade knows that by know even if we weren't there

well mine are when my modern teacher started teaching us about russia she was like
"well what are some general facts that will help us out? well it's big, russia is big"
we all laugh because well, duh russia is big and then...
"has everyone written that down? fact 1. russia is big"
and we were all like actually?...and then proceeded to tease her about it for the rest of the year...it's become her trademark though, she loves it!

annnd my society teacher was getting annoyed at us because we were all pretty laid back about our PIPs and she goes
"girls, you need to be putting in more effort...i'm pretty pipped off to be honest!" hahaha.

 

[dance2urownbeat]

Weird. I had my modern, ancient and english teachers at mine, but it was formal sit down dinner party at a bar, sooo. Yeah.

I guess its all circumstantial and whatever. And unless someone made a complaint I dont think anything could happen.

umm. why? as in why would you want your teachers at your 18th?/at a party?

 

[sonyaleeisapixi]

umm. why? as in why would you want your teachers at your 18th?/at a party?

well, those are the teachers im closest too. theyre more friends than teachers.
also, ive known my english teacher since i was a baby.
my ancient teacher actually isnt my ancient teacher anymore and wasnt at the time, and hes, yeah, a friend.
annnd if youve ever heard me on about my modern teacher, hes basically my favourite and we get along well.

it was a sit down dinner party because none of my friends were 18 at the time, and i wasnt having a big party. friends, family, and family friends were invited. teachers fit into the latter. ^^

 

[jasonml]

Nevertheless, if i were a teacher i would be exercing a very high degree of caution around any non-school relationship with a student.

Should a teacher do something like that, if they wern't breaching some sort of law, or code-of-conduct, the would at least be severely exposing themselves to a future claim having an inappropriate relationship with a student, or child molestation, or whatever (-something that even if they wernt actually criminally charged for, would still look terrible on their record).

 

[sonyaleeisapixi]

Yuh, and if it werent for the fact Id known my english teacher since birth, my ancient teacher was no longer my teacher, and my modern teacher is just ace, thered probably be an issue of morality.

There certainly is with the other bloke at drunken 18th.
But a sit down dinner party with 50 other people? Nah.

 

[nerdsforever]

My english teacher blows her nose and then puts the tissue in her cofee cup

 

[stewart.wilson]

In Science Class...

Student: "Sir, There seems to be some white stuff on the side of your lip"
Teacher: "I'll put white stuff all over you in a minute if you don't get on with your work"

Class explodes in laughter.....

 

[Timothy.Siu]

my 30-something english teacher knows how to play dota

lol, thats like one of our teachers who apparently plays/played WOW

 

[nugget01]

some from my biology teacher include:

"you're going to grow up to be a prefessional basket-weaver" when some one wasn't paying attention all lesson"

a student asks:
"what does the homo in homosapien mean?"
Teacher:
"Not what you're thinking... hey i don't car if you're a sword swallower"

Everyone looks in disgust at him preparing a kidney for an experiment and he puts his bloody hands to his mouth pretending to lick them and says:
"Hey, they're nice on toast with bacon, MMmMmMmmmm"

 

[xJennax]

"The HSC is not a charity...they're going going to look and say 'aww' and give you marks"

Once when our whole class is bad in a test, "it was almost like you walked into the wrong exam".

Hahaha

 

[hon1hon2hon3]

According to our maths head teacher . . . "A circle is very round" . . .

 

[moll.]

Year 8 history class, near the end of the year:

Student: Miss, what's going to be in the test?
Teacher: There... will be questions and... you... will have to answer them.

Wasn't a joke either.



Year 12 maths class:

Teacher: ... so if you continue on with the equation that way, it just keeps getting bigger and uglier.
Student: Like Simon!

 

[XeneX]

My old PE teacher is this crazy polish guy, and hes trying to drive out of the school and the gate is closed and locked so he gets out his mobile and after a sec yells "the gate is Lawked, i have a TRAILER" and then proceeds to drive across the oval and grounds to another gate

same guy came up to me and says "Ryan [me] you have the perfect physique for any sport!" and cause im quite tall i replied "not for gymnastics" to which he says "Gymnastics is no sport"

 

[moll.]

Speaking of PE teachers, i just remembered another one.
Walking back to the changing rooms a few years ago, this happened:

Mr Jones: Luke!
Luke [walking in front of him, turns around]: What?
Mr Jone: DON'T GIVE ME 'WHAT'! GO GET CHANGED!

Made 100 times funnier by the Welsh accent.

 

[d3vilz]

PE - played CS 1.6 with him. yr 11 vs yr 12.

Classic quote from MATHS:
we were going through some trig qs in the 3u h/y and we 'forgot' to apply ratios to solve the problem and sir said:
"...... it's the law of ratios........"
(we were like wtf???)

"it's a free country you can do what you like"

 

[LAmey08]

"Okay you may now shart" (instead of start)
- Math teacher, I thought it was rather funny but then again it may just be my lack of maturity

 

[Talch]

Student 1- The most typed word in google search is sex, the second is god

Student 2- SEX GOD!

Religion teacher- Then my picture appears on the screen



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