Dating rules (1 Viewer)

[pattii]

nah cause i always split the bill unless they practically shove the money in the waiters' face here don't take their money..

i was just wondering if any of the other boser girls split all the time?
imo money isnt everything tho.

 

[Evilo]

my gf splits the bill with me, she wouldn't have it any other way lol.

 

[Che08]

i split the bill most of the time.. sometimes hes tricky and pays without letting me chip in.

 

[Evilo]

i split the bill most of the time.. sometimes hes tricky and pays without letting me chip in.

hahaha i can see it now.
Him: Look a dstraction!
You: Where??? *looks into the air*
Him *passes credit card over* - oo its gone now...
You: oh ok...

 

[Riet]

I think I bought a girl a movie ticket once. I am so oldschool, huh?

 

[Che08]

hahaha i can see it now.
Him: Look a dstraction!
You: Where??? *looks into the air*
Him *passes credit card over* - oo its gone now...
You: oh ok...

yep.. so on the money you dont even know it :rofl:

 

[^CoSMic DoRiS^^]

I would expect to be splitting the bill if we were eating at a proper restaurant but can't you shout me fucking Hungry Jacks without asking for the money back?

Yeah, this happened.

hahahahahaha

...but yeah, splitting the bill FTW. if you let him pay for you, you better put out after. it's only fair.

 

[Skeeta]

splitting the bill is gay and lame. Just take turns at paying.

And not "i paid last week, its your turn". Just do it. Be happy.

 

[jumb]

splitting the bill is gay and lame. Just take turns at paying.

And not "i paid last week, its your turn". Just do it. Be happy.

What if it's a first date?

 

[Enteebee]

splitting the bill is gay and lame. Just take turns at paying.

And not "i paid last week, its your turn". Just do it. Be happy.

I'm RLLY poor.

 

[Jerixodia]

splitting the bill is gay and lame. Just take turns at paying.

And not "i paid last week, its your turn". Just do it. Be happy.

Her week at splitting the bill: Fancy French Returant

My week at splitting the Bill: Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds, Kuntucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut!

And another rule. If you like them, just ask the out already! Even if it is HSC, a light date just to take your mind off it is ok. And for Raptor Jesuses sake girls, its not Elizebathan times any more so just ask him out already.

 

[Evilo]

i just charge her half of the bill to her 'account'. She gets the bill at the end of the month. If this is not payed within the week, i send some "blokes" over so sort her out.

 

[Bobness]

Haha thread should be "dating sucks"

The bill shens is unnecessary.

 

[Enteebee]

i just charge her half of the bill to her 'account'. She gets the bill at the end of the month. If this is not payed within the week, i send some "blokes" over so sort her out.

With an attitude like that I'm sure there's plenty of blokes sorting her out behind your back

 

[2sense]

Haha thread should be "dating sucks"

The bill shens is unnecessary.

true that fuk dating. just fuk

 

[Evilo]

With an attitude like that I'm sure there's plenty of blokes sorting her out behind your back

lol, well lets just say i turn a blind eye when it comes to debt collecting

 

[risole91]

Must give head on every 'date'.
apart from that, be yourself

LMAO

 

[tuanlina89]

Haha thread should be "dating sucks"

The bill shens is unnecessary.

agree half-ish ...

i guess when u find the right guy .. or girl

BUT is it naive to think that a girl or guy can change for u?

 

[Stevo.]

Yes, it's naive.

 

[The Jester]

Personally, as long as people are polite and a little romantic when needed, why not just have a little fun. Then again, I have actually had the following rules read out to me before by the father of a certain girl.

If you want to date my daughter, be aware of the following rules:

1. If you pull into my driveway and honk, you better be delivering a package, because you aren't picking anything up.

2. You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, as long as you keep it above the neck. If you can't keep your hands to yourself, I will remove them.

3. While it is fashionable for young men to wear their pants low, if I see this I will think of your dignity and use a nail gun to ensure your pants don't fall off accidently during your date with my daughter.

4. I'm sure you've been told that in today's world safe without a "barrier method" can kill you. Let me elaborate. When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and I will kill you.

5. It is expected we should talk about sport, politics and other trivial issues to get to know each other. Please don't do this. The only information I require is when you will have my daughter safe at home. You need only respond with the word "early".

6. I'm sure you have many opportunities to date other girls. But once you have dated my daughter, you will continue to date her until she is done with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

7. As you stand in the hallway waiting for my daughter to get ready, do not sigh. If you wanted to be in time for the movie, you should not be dating. She is putting on her makeup, which can longer than painting the Sydney Harbour Bridge. Why don't you do something useful, like change the oil in my car?

8. You are not to take my daughter on any date where the surface you may sit on is softer than a wooden stool. You may not go anywhere where there are no parents or nuns. Romantic movies are a no-go, but violent ones are ok. Old folks homes are better.

9. Do not lie to me about anything that concerns the welfare of my daughter. I may be a balding old man, but I have a shotgun, a shovel and 10 acres of land out back.

10. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

He was kidding... I hope.