is it wrong to masterbate with fruit? (1 Viewer)

[kara42]

ahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[goony]

i accidentally an entire watermelon is this dangerous? what should i do?

 

[Omie Jay]

at least you didnt accidentally a highlighter

 

[Nintendo 64]

pfft VIRGINS

 

[Sprangler]

YouTube - Weeds- Andy's Masturbation Talk

Do the banana thing guys, it can work pretty well except make sure it's not too hot.

 

[cassieagill]

i'm just hoping she doesn't eat it afterwards :S

 

[vannilla_latte]

fruit.... are you fucking serious?!

i don't know why you would want to use such things just to satisfy yourself...

my advice.... get a partner, then you dont have to substitute the real things with fruit.

and im sure the real thing is more satisfying (not saying that theres anything wrong with masterbating... just the part about the fruit.)

 

[kevinx2]

In Soviet Russia, fruit masturbates with you!

 

[Sprangler]

fruit.... are you fucking serious?!

i don't know why you would want to use such things just to satisfy yourself...

my advice.... get a partner, then you dont have to substitute the real things with fruit.

and im sure the real thing is more satisfying (not saying that theres anything wrong with masterbating... just the part about the fruit.)

What's wrong with fruit? Whether you're penetrating your hand, a vagina, an anus, a mouth, a banana skin or any other type of fruit, a hole is just a hole.

 

[crimewave9]

oranges...
if you put hot water in it and let it warm up a bit...
just punch a hole in it and...
i didnt say anything :O

 

[Slingshot]

Enjoy citric acid stinging the shit out of your knob.

 

[evil_kitten]

"My mum found my cucumber... and put it in a salad"
That chick was dead serious when she said it.
Oh the wonders of all nighters..

 

[mcdonaja]

I am 12 and what is this?

 

[louy]

the doctor told me to have a minimum of 5 fruit and veg a day !!

 

[Silver Persian]

There is nothing morally wrong with masturbating with fruit. Go ahead.

 

[parawhoree]

There is nothing morally wrong with masturbating with fruit. Go ahead.

wow.

i shall remember that when i am offered a carrot next time...


thank god i dont talk to that guy anymore...

 

[tedelex06]

Making some c-c-c-c-c-c-creamy mango chutney.

 

[Jaylee42003]

and th3y think I'M the weird chick on BOS. serz guys...cucumbers? carrots? *thumbs down* just don't eat it afterwards kay coz thats just sick.

 

[tussitussa]

my best friend said that she masterbates with fruit over her bf is this wrong?

Be honest, are you the "girl"?

 

[evil_kitten]

Be honest, are you the "girl"?

thats so it LOL