It might as well be porn. There was no plot, just actual sex, a bit of narration and various bands playing at a concert hall in London or Brixton or some location.
Eragon - it sucked, plot was so stereotypical of the "boy-and-his-dragon" genre, soooo predictable, seemed as tho it was trying to be lord of the rings but just didn't quite get there
altho lotta pplz have said that book was really good, considering it was written by a 15 yr old at the time