Make your own pick-up lines! (1 Viewer)

[Shadowdude]

That "i want to root you" has another variant:




For non-maths people:

 

[Absolutezero]

Drive around in this:

Because we all know what a Ferrari means

 

[Mature Lamb]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

 

[Absolutezero]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Surprisingly less effective than you would have believed.

 

[Chemical Ali]

if 9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)
make i the subject

 

[Absolutezero]

if 9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)
make i the subject

Care to solve it for someone who hasn't done enough Maths since highschool...

 

[Shadowdude]

i < 3u.

 

[Absolutezero]

Thank you.

 

[Riproot]

I don't get it...

I've actually used this. lol
They thought I was joking, which I half was... humour can get in the pants too.
I laughed politely and walked away with my head hanging in shame.

 

[Bored Of Fail 3]

I don't get it...


=.

1/cos = sec

hence " Sec (C) = sexy

 

[ohexploitable]

I don't get it...

 

[Absolutezero]

 

[Bored Of Fail 3]

http://img51.imageshack.us/i/60822078.png/

 

[Riproot]

1/cos = sec

hence " Sec (C) = sexy

Thanks guys, I can't believe that's the second time in a few hours I've done this :/

 

[MysteryGenius]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=Eqgk_O7SLH4

the worst >.<

 

[Shadowdude]

I love u long time? =P

 

[Azure]

oi you remind me of me ex misus with the tat on ya neck

 

[Studentleader]

Date me or i'll shadowdude you bitch

 

[kaz1]

bebe I wanna lie tangent to your curves

 

[kaz1]

is your dad a bekker cause you have nice buns