Make your own pick-up lines! (3 Viewers)

[ohexploitable]

bebe I wanna lie tangent to your curves

I wanna be your derivative

 

[Bored Of Fail 3]

I wanna be your derivative

nah thats just shit , not even slightly amusing

 

[onur91]

Hey, nice tits, wanna fuck?

 

[69^boi]

pick up line for chicks working in retail

Hi, this receipt is missing something....your number

 

[Squishxmishyx]

Oh my fking buuuuuuuuuump!
This fking thread turned me on so much.
You doooo not know how long i laughed for.
I want moar moar mooaaarrrrrrr!!

 

[UnrealAnchovies]

Oh my fking buuuuuuuuuump!
This fking thread turned me on so much.
You doooo not know how long i laughed for.
I want moar moar mooaaarrrrrrr!!

Girl? y/n

 

[Shadowdude]

Bio says Female:

About Squishxmishyx

Gender
Female

 

[UnrealAnchovies]

Oh my fking buuuuuuuuuump!
This fking thread turned me on so much.
You doooo not know how long i laughed for.
I want moar moar mooaaarrrrrrr!!

Hawt? y/n

 

[Shadowdude]

Well, we'd have to ask for pics.


Anyway, to make more pick-up lines, here's one I learned from a Chinese person I know:

Chinese guy (to non-Asian girl): "So do you have any Chinese in you?"
Non-Asian Girl: "No!"
Chinese guy: "Want some?"


Dammit, the emoticon won't work...

 

[UnrealAnchovies]

Well, we'd have to ask for pics.


Anyway, to make more pick-up lines, here's one I learned from a Chinese person I know:

Chinese guy (to non-Asian girl): "So do you have any Chinese in you?"
Non-Asian Girl: "No!"
Chinese guy: "Want some?"


Dammit, the emoticon won't work...

Lol. The emoticon was pretty corny.

 

[Shadowdude]

But oh so appropriate!

 

[UnrealAnchovies]

But oh so appropriate!

Agreed.

 

[Gangstar1]

Banana

 

[mitchy_boy]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

[_trickster_]

someone ALWAYS says that one srsly

Are you Jamacian cos youre Jamacain me crazy

 

[mitchy_boy]

No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

 

[khorne]

yo baby...how come I know the first 100 digits of pi, but not the 8 digits of your phone number

 

[Shadowdude]

"Hey, how much for two hours?"

 

[vannilla_latte]

haha this was so entertaining!

heres a few.. (i have so many..)

i may not be luna, but i know how to lovegood.

i've heard sex is a killer, want to die happy?

thats a nice shirt, can i talk you out of it?

why dont you get on your knees and smile like a doughnut?

 

[Shadowdude]

This'll work if you're in a fish suit: "I'm just looking for a nice piece of bass".

Maybe.