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Masturbation makes you feel depressed - true story. You know when your jacking off to porn and you feel on top of the world, and then, when it's all over, you realize how sad and disgusting you are...

(amirite?_)
 

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Masturbation makes you feel depressed - true story. You know when your jacking off to porn and you feel on top of the world, and then, when it's all over, you realize how sad and disgusting you are...

(amirite?_)
Actually yeh lol i do kind of feel like that.
But it helps me relax and take control of the situation.
4 More too go ;)
 

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I think it's actually chemical man. Like after sex, all guys wanna do is sleep and shit -- It's not our fault ladies! So, I do not advise jerking off before the exam. Maybe after, like as a celebration for you and your little one-tailed swimmers.
 

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Not that horny..i think =O Stop making me feel like a slut =D Isn't sex/masturbation meant to release some chemical that actually makes you happier or something?
 

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Masturbation makes you feel depressed - true story. You know when your jacking off to porn and you feel on top of the world, and then, when it's all over, you realize how sad and disgusting you are...

(amirite?_)
so everything points to masturbating during the exam? So you feel on top of the world while youre writing?
 

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Not that horny..i think =O Stop making me feel like a slut =D Isn't sex/masturbation meant to release some chemical that actually makes you happier or something?
Yeah, it stimulates the release of endorphines :) It's interesting to actually see a girl express her sexuality :p
 

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Really? Interesting? I think most girls aren't open about it because they don't want to be seen as a slut. My friends are pretty open about it so i guess its easier for me to be open about it.
 

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Really? Interesting? I think most girls aren't open about it because they don't want to be seen as a slut. My friends are pretty open about it so i guess its easier for me to be open about it.
Interesting, surpising; call it what you will. They're only seen as sluts by other women, usually. There's a whole group of girls like you? o_O Goddamn North Shore..
 

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wtf,

how can u do it during the exam. u must be seriously sad. personally im busy writing, and dont have time, but hey, some poeple don't have a clue as to whats going on.
 

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Would you go to the toilet, or do it on the spot if u were to do it during exam?
 

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Only women are afraid of whipping their penises out during an exam.
 

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I finished the Mathematics test in 2 hours, so I went into the bathroom and masturbated onto the test.

Feels good man.
 

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Lately, the amount of times I masturbate has multiplied by 4 thanks to the HSC exams. It's better than smoking, no?
But I don't feel tired afterwards. Clear head, less stressed, big goofy grin, because, yeah I just fucked myself and it was gooood (^^,)

And if you feel tired afterwards or your depressed you need more practice.
 

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