Masturbating before exams. (1 Viewer)

[hmalan91]

my god, how horny are you?

Probably just the right amount.

 

[Pain]

Masturbation makes you feel depressed - true story. You know when your jacking off to porn and you feel on top of the world, and then, when it's all over, you realize how sad and disgusting you are...

(amirite?_)

 

[boxhunter91]

Masturbation makes you feel depressed - true story. You know when your jacking off to porn and you feel on top of the world, and then, when it's all over, you realize how sad and disgusting you are...

(amirite?_)

Actually yeh lol i do kind of feel like that.
But it helps me relax and take control of the situation.
4 More too go

 

[Pain]

I think it's actually chemical man. Like after sex, all guys wanna do is sleep and shit -- It's not our fault ladies! So, I do not advise jerking off before the exam. Maybe after, like as a celebration for you and your little one-tailed swimmers.

 

[I Study Hard]

Not that horny..i think =O Stop making me feel like a slut =D Isn't sex/masturbation meant to release some chemical that actually makes you happier or something?

 

[Enigmanation]

Yeah. If you're a whore.

 

[flaminwaffle]

Masturbation makes you feel depressed - true story. You know when your jacking off to porn and you feel on top of the world, and then, when it's all over, you realize how sad and disgusting you are...

(amirite?_)

so everything points to masturbating during the exam? So you feel on top of the world while youre writing?

 

[Pain]

so everything points to masturbating during the exam? So you feel on top of the world while youre writing?

Why not? Feeling on top of the world is awesome

 

[hmalan91]

Not that horny..i think =O Stop making me feel like a slut =D Isn't sex/masturbation meant to release some chemical that actually makes you happier or something?

Yeah, it stimulates the release of endorphines It's interesting to actually see a girl express her sexuality

 

[lukadore]

Yeah, it stimulates the release of endorphines It's interesting to actually see a girl express her sexuality

true. it's just a shame they never express it on my penis. one day...

 

[I Study Hard]

Really? Interesting? I think most girls aren't open about it because they don't want to be seen as a slut. My friends are pretty open about it so i guess its easier for me to be open about it.

 

[hmalan91]

Really? Interesting? I think most girls aren't open about it because they don't want to be seen as a slut. My friends are pretty open about it so i guess its easier for me to be open about it.

Interesting, surpising; call it what you will. They're only seen as sluts by other women, usually. There's a whole group of girls like you? Goddamn North Shore..

 

[aussienerd]

this thread is interesting

 

[alex1992]

wtf,

how can u do it during the exam. u must be seriously sad. personally im busy writing, and dont have time, but hey, some poeple don't have a clue as to whats going on.

 

[kwokie]

Would you go to the toilet, or do it on the spot if u were to do it during exam?

 

[Deer]

... This thread,

Funny.

 

[Pain]

Only women are afraid of whipping their penises out during an exam.

 

[Jai5on]

true. it's just a shame they never express it on my penis. one day...

wow... you need to get laid ASAP!!!

 

[MonkeyD12345678]

I finished the Mathematics test in 2 hours, so I went into the bathroom and masturbated onto the test.

Feels good man.

 

[fliick]

Lately, the amount of times I masturbate has multiplied by 4 thanks to the HSC exams. It's better than smoking, no?
But I don't feel tired afterwards. Clear head, less stressed, big goofy grin, because, yeah I just fucked myself and it was gooood (^^,)

And if you feel tired afterwards or your depressed you need more practice.