Masturbating before exams. (1 Viewer)

[lukadore]

i don't know if my brother was having me on, but he told me that masturbating a few hours before an exam can help you think more clearly, because of the hormones it releases to the brain, or something.

does anyone know anything about this? does it help, does it harm? does it do anything at all?

Thanks guys.
I've got business Studies tomorrow, so i need to know if i should get busy in the morning. hehe.

 

[gella]

cool

 

[jackc91]

Hahahaha. Might calm you down a bit but I'd rather spend the extra time reviewing my notes, that might also increase you marks.

 

[deviousgeek]

masturbate during the exams

rofl. Just make sure you don't leave any "residue" on the paper.

 

[Jaylee42003]

This is the funniest thing I've heard all day.
Why don't you try it out tomorrow and let us all know.
Lol.

 

[rokkuguhyo]

Why don't you try studying a few hours before the exams instead?

 

[chingyloke]

never the night before an assessment, exam, interview, going out, sporting event / anything else important.

no scientific reason, just hasn't failed me yet.

last time i did we lost the state final for rugby league. go figure. lol



as for 3 hours before, idk, but i have a feeling it violates the rule.

 

[L]

masturbate during the exams

yeah, i found this the most effective


i got 0 in my english paper 2

 

[F M L]

Eh, I'll give anything a shot at the moment..

 

[deviousgeek]

And then the exam room became a fish market...

 

[L]

And then the exam room became a fish market...

yeah not rly

 

[Fortify]

And then the exam room became a fish market...

My school is next to the fish markets.

 

[00iCon]

LOLOLOLOLOL to all above posts
I've found that for the last 3 days, after i just became desensitised, i haven't had to, but before with all the stress, there was no other option.

 

[David Spade]

never the night before an assessment, exam, interview, going out, sporting event / anything else important.

no scientific reason, just hasn't failed me yet.

last time i did we lost the state final for rugby league. go figure. lol



as for 3 hours before, idk, but i have a feeling it violates the rule.

lol no you didnt
you were never in a state rugby league anything

 

[chingyloke]

lol no you didnt
you were never in a state rugby league anything

okay. it was plate final. u got me.

 

[absorber]

You'll do fine in business, you owned the trial...I don't think it'll make a big dif. Maybe not doing it would pump you up more, give you more exam energy or something, idno.

 

[kaz1]

Yeah... you go and masturbate to the GILF examiners.

 

[aussienerd]

is that supposed to work for girls too?

 

[napoleonrydbmx]

is that supposed to work for girls too?

of course it does, i thought everyone knew

 

[inferno2991]

is that supposed to work for girls too?

yes, yes it is