Most awkward question you've asked a teacher? (1 Viewer)

[goobi]

What is the most awkward question you've ever asked?

Year 6 - "Can I go to the toilet mum?"
Wanted to die..

 

[SpiralFlex]

^So many people have called their teacher mummy. Haha.

Uhm, I would probably want to ask "Are you even qualified..?"

 

[inJust]

I asked my Econ teacher, "When did you lose your virginity?" Well it wasn't just me, but the whole class. She answered, but I cannot disclose this information.

 

[Bored_of_HSC]

I asked my Econ teacher, "When did you lose your virginity?" Well it wasn't just me, but the whole class. She answered, but I cannot disclose this information.

Obligatory was she hawtt?

 

[inJust]

Obligatory was she hawtt?

She's like 36 now. And she's like a mum to me so I couldn't rate her.

 

[Shadowdude]

In PDH in Year 8 we were learning about contraception. My PDH teacher was lecturing the class, and you remember those percentage rate things they'll go on about 'oh abstinence is the only 100% guaranteed way to not get pregnant' and this is 97% effective, etc. etc.. Anyways, he got to the topic of spermicide, and he said "Oh and spermicide kills sperm and it's 80% effective (or whatever it was)". He then added that a 'pro' of spermicide was that it could also be used as a lubricant.

I put up my hand and said, "Mr. Philips, why is lubricant a good thing?"

He pauses for a moment and then he replies, "Ask your friends".

 

[Eg155]

haha ^ gold, Shadowdude

In year.8, when we were learning about cells and reproduction the teacher was talking about fertilisation and my friend asked "but how does the sperm know where to go? Does it have a brain or something? (dead serious question) How does it get in there? :S
The teacher couldn't answer and got so embarssed that he walked out of the room in the science prep room and we could see him hiperventilating as the there was a window that i don't think he was aware of...

How about not from a student but what a teacher says that's embaressing?
My Science teacher was so weird... same guy as above, someone asks, "sir, can you show us how to do this?" he replies "sure, i can show you in the bath" and then he realised what he had said :L

When teaching us about the law of energy conservation, he was looking directly at me while trying to quote it exactly but instead said the law was "erinn can not be created nor destroyed", unknowing.
Poor guy.

 

[inJust]

Teacher: "If you take it out, will it get smaller?" (whilst referring to taking out the cord for the projector)

 

[Carrotsticks]

I once asked my chem teacher if he was gay.

 

[PaterzAttack]

haha there's been a few...

but there was a substitute teacher who specialised in biology and we could always distract her and get her off topic by asking random questions
everyone at school knew her and that every lesson she taught, she would end up talking about sex somehow...

we knew this even back in year 7 and someone decided to test the rumors and asked her "how do snakes have sex?"
she was a bit shocked at first but then spent the rest of the lesson (in an english class) teaching us the different ways animals have sex

 

[Ivorytw]

More of a statement than a question.

"Sir, you have anus"

 

[Pfortune35]

are you a virgin? to a priest who was taking us

 

[yoyoyoshi]

This would be the most awkward for me

" Miss, what's foreplay?" (Note: I honestly didn't know)
Teacher: Amy! Stop joking around. ~ embarrassed ~

And this would be the second most awkward question/situation involving a teacher.

I'm pretty gullible at times, my friends are very persuasive. They said I could die by accidentally swallowing a watermelon seed (( Said it would get stuck in my blood vessels lol)), so I asked the teacher " Am I going to die? I swallowed a watermelon seed!?" and she just laughed whilst walking off ._.



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[inJust]

What grade was this when you asked about foreplay...

 

[yoyoyoshi]

Year 10, lol




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[inJust]

Year 10 >.> lol

Haha, that's cute.

 

[russ3l]

"what is a high school teachers salary? is it high?"
"what was your ATAR? or the number that was equivalent to it?"
"have you had any children? or is your uterus gradually shriveling up to the fact that the hope of not having a person that will ever love you for the rest of your life is getting smaller and smaller?"
"why do we need to know this? i mean, who the domahh thinks that shakespeare will prevent the world from food shortage...OR WILL IT?.....these questions haunt me at night while i dose into the midst of my dreams."

 

[Riproot]

"Why are you so shit at your job?"

 

[slyhunter]

haha there's been a few...

but there was a substitute teacher who specialised in biology and we could always distract her and get her off topic by asking random questions
everyone at school knew her and that every lesson she taught, she would end up talking about sex somehow...

we knew this even back in year 7 and someone decided to test the rumors and asked her "how do snakes have sex?"
she was a bit shocked at first but then spent the rest of the lesson (in an english class) teaching us the different ways animals have sex

sounds pretty interesting actually

 

[Squishxmishyx]

"What's a G-string?" - Asked the library teacher in Year 4. I hate dem.